Doing A Restore

[Lauren]

never! and i saw commercials for the army and the navy and the navy guys were so much sexier.

[ecnarf]

Commercials for the CF aren't divided into army/navy/air force. They're all just one.

 

P.S. Scurvy, sodomy and the lash.

[Lauren]

it was for the u.s. obviously. but that's all the information i have to base my opinion on.

p.s. the navy isn't a bunch of pirate ships. they have fridges on them, so they can keep fruit and vegetables. you won't get scurvy. i don't know what the lash is and i don't think sodomy happens to the pharma guys.

[ecnarf]

I'm not going away on a ship for a year (which is how long U.S. deployments last) with several hundred other guys, ESPECIALLY when I'm going to be the one with access to all the happy pills. Okay?

[Lauren]

i don't think you should join any forces at all.

[ecnarf]

What about the Dark Side? I hear they pay well.

[Lauren]

no. get a normal, non deathly job.

[somnambulist]

Because Lauren loves you.

[ecnarf]

That made no sense, but why is everyone concerned that just because you're in the army means you're going to die? Honestly, it's something I'll throw around once in a while.

 

"...or she could join the Air Force and get paid to learn how to fly."

"That's a good way to die."

 

And how many non-helicopter Air Force pilots have died lately? None, that's how many.