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I Humped Your Hummer

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i do that, but it's because

i'd actually make out with the sluts for my own pleasure. i don't have to fake being a gay to get a man's attention, i just have to talk shit and bat my eyelashes.

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Well, I was going to wait for a female who wasn't a lesbian to contribute in a way conducive to it, but you know.

i'm not a lesbian

 

yet

 

fuck off

What? Do you want me to ask you to give me a Hummer?

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Well, I was going to wait for a female who wasn't a lesbian to contribute in a way conducive to it, but you know.

i'm not a lesbian

 

yet

 

fuck off

What? Do you want me to ask you to give me a Hummer?

are you even old enough to ask questions like that?

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Well, I was going to wait for a female who wasn't a lesbian to contribute in a way conducive to it, but you know.

i'm not a lesbian

 

yet

 

fuck off

What? Do you want me to ask you to give me a Hummer?

are you even old enough to ask questions like that?

Ooooh, burn.

 

OTP: Yeah, friggin drivers here suck. I'm so glad I don't drive.

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Well, I was going to wait for a female who wasn't a lesbian to contribute in a way conducive to it, but you know.

i'm not a lesbian

 

yet

 

fuck off

What? Do you want me to ask you to give me a Hummer?

are you even old enough to ask questions like that?

Probably not, but I know a few countries where that isn't an issue.

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