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Happy Birthday Fidel!

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ecnarf

ecnarf

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Wow. You're a lucky man if Fidel welcomed you with that.

That's what I thoguht when he whipped it out, but I'll let you in on a little secret:

 

He isn't gentle. ;)

He once took Che Guevara single-handedly. You don't mess with a man like that.

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Lauren

Lauren

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Wow. You're a lucky man if Fidel welcomed you with that.

That's what I thoguht when he whipped it out, but I'll let you in on a little secret:

 

He isn't gentle. ;)

if his penis is 12 inches, i don't think it matters how gentle he is...

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Prometheon

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Yeah, that's probably true. It's a pain that no amount of Astro-Glide can ever hope to dampen.

 

Edit: Some more innuendo. Do you think that for his birthday, Mrs. Castro 'smokes his cigar'?

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