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what a whore, dasani and aquafina both suck balls, evian and nestle for the win

Dude. Nestle water has a taste to it that makes me think it's been contaminated ever so slightly by the chocolate nestle is good at making.

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Top five most played songs on my iTunes

 

1.) Born Losers by Matt Good

2.) She's in it For the Money by Matt Good

3.) Jesus Christ by Brand New

4.) Razorblade by The Strokes

5.) The Drop Off by the Hip

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Pete'll probably die soon anyways. Not to be negative or anything.

 

Five best quotes from staying at my brother's a month ago:

 

 

5. I had an orange. (Orange peels were EVERYWHERE)

4. I am beautiful, Jim.

3. How about we play a game of punch you in the face until you die?

2. Hey! It says slaver if you cover up the end of the Y!

1. I don't remember that... No, I don't remember THAT either...

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Thanks... my sister in law had been taking a nap, and I was just sitting there going "mmm.. oranges" but they were those oranges that were really hard to peel, and then my brother came and took about half of the orange and informed me I was only allowed to come visit him when I learned how to peel oranges.

 

Yeah, it was great. Whenever my sister in law's around I always go "mmm.. oranges" or "I like oranges" or aomething and she laughs.

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