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"20% of 140k!!! What the fuck do you mean 20%!!! That's almost 35k!!!! You bloodsucking, bottom feeding son of a bitch!!!!" CEO I was negotiating with 30 mins ago.

 

"Alright, I apologize for earlier...it was the shock at the cost. Can I still hire this guy?" Same CEO 15 mins later...

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"I got the job??? Really? YOU ROCK, TOTALLY FUCKING ROCK!!!" - A person I placed this morning.

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"The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents."

- H.P. Lovecraft

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To be in love is merely to be

In a state of perpetual anesthesia:

To mistake an ordinary young man for a Greek god

Or an ordinary young woman for a goddess.

- by H.L. Mencken

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"Do you know why it is, when a rancher fucks a sheep, he does so at the edge of a cliff? It's so the sheep will push back." - George Carlin

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"Most people live trapped inside their personalities their entire lives, never knowing that they can leave. They are victims of their own invented 'selves' ".

- Robert Chandler

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that is pretty close to a tag line for a construction company a client used as an example of what they were looking for. i think it was "big enough to deliver, small enough to listen".

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a lot of companies use it. isn't it the ultimate vision you'd want to portray? it's a spin on a quote originally coined by a woman named evelyn underhill who questions "if god were small enough to be understood, he would not be big enough to be worshipped"

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I make money and I really don't love ho's - Snoop Dogg

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"And I shall call him Edward Fuzzyhands until he changes his name back to Snatch Catcher." - Bishopx

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Don't bother entering the raffle, it's always won by some kid of the Mayor. - Bus Driver's Song - Flight of the Conchords

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Don't bother entering the raffle, it's always won by some kid of the Mayor. - Bus Driver's Song - Flight of the Conchords

Those guys seem to know everything.

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"give me a hoe, a bankroll and a bag of weed. i'm guaranteed to fuck her til her nose bleeds"

 

-biggie

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Count no man lucky until he is dead.

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Love is like a friendship caught on fire.

In the beginning a flame, very pretty,

Often hot and fierce,

But still only light and flickering.

As love grows older,

Our hearts mature

And our love becomes as coals,

Deep-burning and unquenchable.

by Bruce Lee

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"Old enough to know better, But too young to care"

 

Used to say that a lot

Edited by Azalroth

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"Yeah, I know she's your sister...but dude she's fucking hot." - My friend Mike before I gave him a fat lip 10 years ago

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"you think that's a bad review?... the LA Times called me 'a fucking retard!'"

Edited by BOHICA

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"If the Earth really were your mother, she would grab you with one rocky hand and hold you under water until you no longer bubbled"

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