Words Of Wisdom

[bishopx]

"Is sex dirty? Only if it's done right." - Woody Allen

[Prometheon]

"A lie can travel half way around the world while the truth is still putting on its shoes."

[bishopx]

"I'll bust your head to the white meat" - Bernie Mac RIP

[Prometheon]

"Remember that as a teenager you are at the last stage of your life when you will be happy to hear that the phone is for you."

[ComaCanadian]

"It's a funny thing about coming home. Looks the same, smells the same, feels the same. You realized whats changed is you."

 

This is from the film The Curious Case Of Benjamine Button.. This quote stood out the most for me.

[bishopx]

When you don't have money, the problem is food.hen you have money, the problem is sex. When you have both it's health. - J.P. Dunleavy

[Prometheon]

You can't grow and progress without challenge and pressure. A diamond without pressure is a piece of fucking coal.

-Chris Shugart

[Some Random]

"shut the fuck up." - dennis leary

[bishopx]

I used to be Snow White...but I drifted. - Mae West

[RicardoObviouso]

"the only way you'll ever learn a thing is to admit that you know absolutely nothing"

[Computer]

sometimes you gotta pre-heat the oven

[Some Random]

candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker - willie wonka

[bishopx]

"What do you mean, I'm not getting anything in the will? Fuck that!!!" - My sister upon learning that she isn't getting a dime from my Father's estate.

[garsk]

how is that words of wisdom?

[bishopx]

Shit, I just thought it was a great quote... I guess I should have added "Things not to say in front of your mother, after being caught ripping off your late father's credit cards."

[RicardoObviouso]

how is that words of wisdom?

i spoke these exact words after i read it, too.

[Computer]

Don't fuck with Dr.Dre

[RicardoObviouso]

don't fuck with me. cuz i aint got nothing to lose and i'm having a bad day - dont make me take it out on YOU. man, i dont wanna do that. i wanna have a good time and enjoy my jack.

[bishopx]

It was meant to be funny...

 

"Bill Donovan is the right man for the job, he's a ruthless son of a bitch. And War is a ruthless game, where

the biggest sons of bitches should dare to play." A quote attributed to FDR, when asked why he chose William "Wild Bill" Donovan to form the OSS.

[RicardoObviouso]

"when i am king you will be first against the wall"

[Doormat]

It's Wu motherfuckers, Wu-Tang motherfuckers [6X]

[bishopx]

A man travels the world in search of what he needs, and returns home to find it. - George Moore

[Moonlight_Graham]

"The true sign of intelligence is not knowledge but imagination" - Einstein

 

"A stressed mind cannot exist in a relaxed body, and vice-versa." - i don't remember

 

"Speak softly and carry a bit stick" - Teddy Roosevelt

 

 

[bishopx]

A critic is a man who knows the way, but can"t drive the car. - Kenneth Tynan (Theatre Critic)

[RicardoObviouso]

"a mouth is a mouth"