Simpsons, Family Guy, South Park!?

[sodamntired]

King Of The Hill has very funny lines.

Peggy Hill: As long as it took that river to carve the Grand Canyon, that is how long women have been learning to subtly manipulate relationships.

Hank: He's a football player, and football players know how to treat a woman right.

 

Dale Gribble: It's a beautiful day. Nancy should be outside doing my laundry.

 

Bobby Hill: Why do you hate what you don't understand, Dad?

Hank: I don't hate you, Bobby.

Bobby Hill: I meant soccer.

 

[Hank asks Dale to shoot an emu for him]

Dale: Ok, but I am doing this pro bono. That means I get to keep the bones.

 

Hank: Bobby, promise me you won't do drugs. Promise me.

Bobby Hill: I promise.

Hank: Promises mean nothing.

Bobby Hill: Look, dad, I'm not gonna do drugs. I want to be the first chubby comedian to live past 35.

Edited September 6, 2009 by sodamntired

[bishopx]

Fucking A right sodamned!!!

 

And Anton, that was the Oblongs, the funniest shit ever.

Edited September 7, 2009 by bishopx

[LonelyWreckage]

King of the Hill is/was great. I haven't seen it in ages though. Same with Daria, I loved that when I was younger.

[bishopx]

Daria was really good. Has anyone seen The Cleveland Show yet? I thought it was slow in some places but a good start