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Two blondes living in Oklahoma were sitting on a bench

talking, and one blonde says to the other, "Which do you think is farther away... Florida or the moon?"

The other blonde turns and says "Helloooooooooo, can you see Florida?????"




A blonde pushes her BMW into a gas station. She tells the

mechanic it died.

After he works on it for a few minutes, it is idling smoothly.

She says, "What's the story?"

He replies, "Just crap in the carburetor"

She asks, "How often do I have to do that?"





A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license.

She replied in a huff, "I wish you guys would get your act

together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you!"




There's this blonde out for a walk. She comes to a river and

sees another blonde on the opposite bank. "Yoo-hoo!" she shouts, "How can I get to the other side?"

The second blonde looks up the river then down the river and shouts back, "You ARE on the other side."




A gorgeous young redhead goes into the doctor's office and

said that her body hurt wherever she touched it.

"Impossible!" says the doctor. "Show me."

The redhead took her finger, pushed on her left shoulder and

scremed, then she pushed her elbow and screamed even more. She pushed her knee and screamed; likewise she pushed her ankle and screamed. Everywhere she touched made her scream.

The doctor said, "You're not really a redhead, are you?

"Well, no" she said, "I'm actually a blonde."

"I thought so," the doctor said. "Your finger is broken."




A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car on the

freeway. Glancing at the car, he was astounded to see that the blonde behind the wheel was knitting!

Realizing that she was oblivious to his flashing lights and siren, the trooper cranked down his window, turned on his bullhorn and

yelled, "PULL OVER!"

"NO!" the blonde yelled back, "IT'S A SCARF!"




A Russian, an American, and a Blonde were talking one day. The

Russian said, "We were the first in space!"

The American said, "We were the first on the moon!"

The Blonde said, "So what? We're going to be the first on the sun!"

he Russian and the American looked at each other and shook

their heads. "You can't land on the sun, you idiot! You'll burn up!"

said the Russian.

To which the Blonde replied, "We're not stupid, you know. We're

going at night!"




A blonde was playing Trivial Pursuit one night. It was her turn. She rolled the dice and she landed on Science & Nature. Her question was, "If you are in a vacuum and someone calls your name, can

you hear it?"

She thought for a time and then asked, "Is it on or off?"




A girl was visiting her blonde friend, who had acquired two new

dogs, and asked her what their names were. The blonde responded by saying that one was named Rolex and one was named Timex.

Her friend said, "Whoever heard of someone naming dogs like that?"

HELLLOOOOOOO......," answered the blond. "They're watch dogs!"

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Pokemon Diamond

Publisher: Nintendo Developer: Game Freak

Platform: DS Genre: Role-Playing

Score: 8.5 Release Date: 04/22/2007


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3 Super Paper Mario

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4 Pokemon Pearl

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5 The Lord of the Rings Online: Shadows of Angmar

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6 Spider-Man 3

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7 Halo 2

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8 Spider-Man 3

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9 Spider-Man 3

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10 Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas

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Take exit #35C-B-A/US-3 onto the highway toward NASHUA NH - go 1.4 mi

9. Merge onto US-3 NORTH - go 11.6 mi

10. Take exit #4 - go 0.7 mi

11. Turn on E DUNSTABLE RD - go 0.2 mi

12. Turn on HARRIS RD - go 0.2 mi

13. Continue on NORTHEASTERN BLVD - go 1.1 mi

14. Turn on CONGRESS ST - go < 0.1 mi

15. Arrive at 44 CONGRESS ST, NASHUA

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Case of beer

In the United States, a case is the common name used to refer to a 24-pack of beer. A case of cheap beer, such as Natural Light or Keystone Light, generally costs around 10 U.S. dollars (

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5/1/2007 Agent by 1/4 Hour Daily Report page: 1

Site: TASKE Technology

Agent: 8710 Name:(Anto3) Saikaley2 Antoine

Time | LogIn | LogOut| Extn |Total| ACD Duration |Total |NonACD Duration|Total| Out Duration |DND and | Work | Idle

Start | Time | Time | | ACD | Total Avg |NonACD| Total Avg | Out | Total Avg |MakeBusy| Timer | Time

hh:mm | hh:mm | hh:mm | |Calls|hh:mm:ss Secs|Calls |hh:mm:ss Secs |Calls|hh:mm:ss Secs|hh:mm:ss|hh:mm:ss|hh:mm:ss

| | | | | | | | | | | |

09:00 | 9:04 | | 6710| 0| 0:00:00 0| 0 | 0:00:00 0 | 0| 0:00:00 0| 0:00:05| 0:00:00| 0:10:52

09:15 | | | | 1| 0:03:16 196| 0 | 0:00:00 0 | 0| 0:00:00 0| 0:00:00| 0:00:00| 0:11:44

09:30 | | | | 2| 0:14:21 431| 0 | 0:00:00 0 | 0| 0:00:00 0| 0:00:00| 0:00:00| 0:00:39

09:45 | | | | 0| 0:15:00 0| 0 | 0:00:00 0 | 0| 0:00:00 0| 0:00:00| 0:00:00| 0:00:00

10:00 | | | | 0| 0:05:37 0| 0 | 0:00:00 0 | 0| 0:00:00 0| 0:02:36| 0:00:00| 0:06:47

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paris is asking arnold to pardon her.

screw that noise!

we can ask him to ingnore her.

spread the word if you can and help law enforcement get this creep of the street.


thank you,

Dr. Anton A. Newcombe

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Love of my life

I don't have a lot to give you

What's in my heart

Is all that I can really give you

Love, undying love is all I have

A handful of words, that might make you laugh

And all the strength you need

To make it through

All your troubled times

I give all of myself to you

Only you

My dream come true


Love of my life

You were all I ever wanted

To be with you

Is all I ever really wanted

You, you've made my life a fairy tale

You've added love, to a life that was so stale

And know that I'll be here

Always for you, when you need a friend

I give all of myself to you

Only you

My dream come true


I've been waiting my whole life for you

Now my waiting is through

All the nights I spent dreaming I knew

That my dream would come true


So many nights

I laid awake dreaming I knew

One day I'd be with you

Now all my nights of dreaming are through

Cause my dream has come true

Dream come true

My dream has come true

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Techs close out notes are as follows:


Tech reports that he inspected the cables and found 1 short and ad two wires damaged on managers board, tech repaired. Tech notes that if problem persists that the cable be reran. Tech worked with Dan from support.

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was able to patch Thunderstick to P015i.










I tried to continue on to P016i and hit the following issues:




1.) (Pre-Install) First step on Pre-Install I was stopped at manual step of configuring the Loopini. See

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Stargate Universe is the working title for a third Stargate series which is currently in development. The concept will revolve around the 9th chevron on the stargate. It is on track to premiere in 2008

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This is what I've been combing through all day...but imagine it in <b>HUNDREDS</b> of lines and <b>DOZENS</b> of pages




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17-42-53,468,SPCLCALL,,014,@2IQJ,TRM,RE_START,\\TRACER\Recordings\22\00\03EF9N.WAV,1:22,6/19/2007 5:39:50 PM,T22,||

17-42-53,469,SPCLCALL,,128,@2IQJ,TRM,RE_START,\\TRACER\Recordings\22\00\03EF9N.WAV,1:22,6/19/2007 5:39:50 PM,T22,||

17-42-53,470,SPCLCALL,,658,@2IQJ,TRM,RE_PAUSE,6/19/2007 5:42:17 PM

17-42-53,471,SPCLCALL,,014,@2IQJ,TRM,RE_PAUSE,6/19/2007 5:42:17 PM

17-42-53,472,SPCLCALL,,128,@2IQJ,TRM,RE_PAUSE,6/19/2007 5:42:17 PM

17-42-54,473,SPCLCALL,,658,@2IQJ,TRM,RE_RESUME,6/19/2007 5:42:18 PM,|Duration> 31|

17-42-54,474,SPCLCALL,,014,@2IQJ,TRM,RE_RESUME,6/19/2007 5:42:18 PM,|Duration> 31|

17-42-54,475,SPCLCALL,,128,@2IQJ,TRM,RE_RESUME,6/19/2007 5:42:18 PM,|Duration> 31|






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17-42-56,487,SPCLCALL,,128,@2IQJ,TRM,RE_STOP,\\TRACER\Recordings\22\00\03EF9N.WAV,1:22,6/19/2007 5:39:50 PM,6/19/2007 5:42:20 PM,T22




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It is almost impossible to find a home these days which is not some unholy conduit - a winking anus of evil that acts as a revolving door for hell's starveling dead. But a hollowed-out ghoul in shredded wedding gown doesn't need to be a dealbreaker. Don't let a sundered soul turn your dream home into a nightmare charnel house!

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