Ask Geoff ( Memorial Thread )

[mrs jesus]

geoff's marrying a monkey beer wench?

[bishopx]

You're a Monkey Beer Wench?

[the old guy]

Rumors lies and innuendo.

[mrs jesus]

geoff, are we dating? you should probably think about TELLING ME if we are engaged, YOU KNOW?

 

does this mean i am also dating your wife?

[the old guy]

...only if you wear rollerskates and bring me beer.

[bishopx]

The family that plays together stays together...

 

Hmmmm...Mrs. Jesus = Devil On Rollerskates...possible...(Sorry lame, but couldn't resist)

 

Merry Christmas Geoff, and you too Mrs. Jesus.

 

Geoff, If you do find Mrs. Jesus under your tree...enjoy!!

[the old guy]

I think Lisafurr would have issues with that...

[bishopx]

Just put her in a German Beer Wench's dress, and have Frau Christy serve you beer...and if Lisafurr asks, tell her you won her in a poker game, and you didn't want to be a bad winner by rejecting your spoils.

[mrs jesus]

dude what are you smoking? i am about as far from beer wench as you can get. i will point you in the direction of where the beer is KEPT, but don't even think about asking me to bring you one 'cause unless you's payin' my bills, i ain't serving yo' ass a goddamn thing.

[bishopx]

*snicker* You so don't come across as a Beer Wench. Besides, it's two fingers of Famous Grouse, and two fingers of water please.

Edited December 31, 2008 by bishopx

[the old guy]

A lil' blue bird told me that Matt's in studio and lookin' fer a bass player...my phone hasn't been ringing.

Maybe I should audition........

[Guest Bimbly]

Definitely do it!

[the old guy]

Unsolicited, no.

[Who]

That would be sooo nice

 

Stu, Blake, Geoff, Matt together on a record and (hoping) on tour...four awesome artists together...

 

Absolute kick ass

[the old guy]

I miss being on the road.

[Who]

Let me answer this the way you would:

 

Then GO on the road! ;)

[the old guy]

I haven't been invited. I'm not one to crash a party.

[bishopx]

Oh come on Geoff, go for it. It would be so awesome to see you and Matt together again, and having the bass grooves that you originated being played by the perfect person to do so.

[Who]

Charles is right. Also, you're the only one from the MGB Matt seems to still like lol

[bishopx]

And there you have it, powerful arguments in favor of you kicking ass, Geoff. It would be truly awesome to drive 600 miles to see you with Matt. Shit, I'll even buy you a drink.

[the old guy]

Don't think it will happen but I'm not opposed to it.....maybe someone could drop him a "hint".

Couldn't hurt. My bags are packed.....[not really, it's just a muso saying...].

[Guest Bimbly]

Just send Matt an email- looking for a bass player? You guys are old friends, couldn't hurt.

[the old guy]

Like I said...I'm open.....

BTW I'm still friends with the guy I stole Ian from...in fact, he was the best man at my wedding 7 years ago.

[Who]

You brought Ian into MGB from another band?

[the old guy]

Yeah...The Spiders and to this day Mike won't let me forget it.