Wow

[mrs jesus]

you guys are fucking BORING.

[Dan #3]

Concurred. Seriously, the fuck peoples?

[mrs jesus]

someone should teach the googlebots how to post, because i bet they'd be more entertaining than these fucks

[Dan #3]

At least some people. We should compile a list of those that would be more entertaining if they were robots.

[mrs jesus]

can we also make a list of people that would be more entertaining if they were dead?

[Seanathon]

Well, I AM a robot.

Perhaps I'd be more entertaining if I were an actual person.

[Dan #3]

Or maybe you just need the Awesome 2.0 Patch.

[Seanathon]

Oh sweet, downloading as we speak.

 

Er, type.

[mrs jesus]

i invented that patch

[Dan #3]

I invented the patch that makes you an irritable asshole and get pissed off about things that you don't have a right to be pissed off about.

[soundless_space]

Obviously everyone here is boring. We're sitting in front of our computers on a Friday night.

[mrs jesus]

if you invented that one, i must have been the first person to download it

[Dan #3]

I should've made it anything other than freeware, 'cos I'd be fucking rich.

[mrs jesus]

Obviously everyone here is boring. We're sitting in front of our computers on a Friday night.

yeah, but i don't have a choice in that, i'm taking care of my roommate's kids.

 

and working on a very responsible buzz, i might add.

[shade]

SUGAR! WE ARE GOING DOWN!

[mrs jesus]

SUGAR! WE ARE GOING DOWN!

OH MY GOD SOMEONE HIJACKED SHADE'S ACCOUNT

[Shiri]

Or perhaps he thought this was the drunk as fuck thread.

[bishopx]

Okay Kittens and Cats, I have come to rescue you from the darkness of boredom...

 

Oh wait a minute, I'm fucking bored too

[Stryfe]

You know what would really spice things up right now? That's right a zombie apocalypse.

[Seanathon]

I... I think I'm the only one here. And it's sad.

[ecnarf]

It's the holiday blahs. Many of us are either busy, drinking to cope with spending so much time with family, or not drinking because of spending so much time with family.

 

Proud to say tomorrow I'm ending my dry streak.

[Shakakahn]

of verginity?

[Dan #3]

*virginity

 

If one must insult, insult with a language that exists.

[Shakakahn]

uh oh spelling police

[Seanathon]

Second degree offence my friend.

 

 

(I'm afraid because I always mix up offence & offense)