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Mwahaha, we were sitting around in a friends room once while his little brother got us stuff and a couple of my friends started routing around his tape collection and we found it, one of them thought it was an actual movie for a moment but I told them to look at the back. This was of course followed by several lame attempts to tip him off that we knew he liked his high class pirate porno through "Arrrs" and other pirate talk.

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I'd hire Sparq as a Mercenary to assisinate(sp) the so called "King Sexypants"

I would go half with you, and would even allow you to be King. We could have Sparq be the Secretary Of Defense, and I could be the Secretary Of State/Homeland Security. Our first order of business would be to declare war on some little Oil Producing Country and take them over, to generate revenue.

 

 

We would outlaw the watching of Porno Movies called "Butt Pirates" with taglines like "In The Butt, No One Can Hear You Arrrr!!!"

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I'd hire Sparq as a Mercenary to assisinate(sp) the so called "King Sexypants"

I would go half with you, and would even allow you to be King. We could have Sparq be the Secretary Of Defense, and I could be the Secretary Of State/Homeland Security. Our first order of business would be to declare war on some little Oil Producing Country and take them over, to generate revenue.

Isn't that the United States of America?

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