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Suicide Song/last Meal?

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okay, fun topic, I know, two situations, one, you're stupid enough to off yourself, second, you're on death row.

 

What song would you have playing on your stereo?

and

What would you request for your last meal?

 

suicide song: MGB - I Miss New Wave

last meal: peanut butter and jelly on toast with Pepsi. (simple and cheap, I'm sure the governor could give me at least that)

 

 

okay, your turns

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i'm starting to come around to you, you morbid annoying little fuck.

 

having said that, i have no idea because i wouldn't kill myself. sometimes i try to think about what i'd want played at my funeral but i have this decision making problem in that i CAN'T MAKE DECISIONS so i usually just end up frustrated and angry because i can't narrow it down to one song that i'd like played at my not a funeral.

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i'm starting to come around to you, you morbid annoying little fuck.

 

having said that, i have no idea because i wouldn't kill myself.

i wouldn't either, its just one of those, "suppose I did" or "what if" questions you ask a group of people triggering fantastic conversations......that I've heard of......

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i dont know what song i would have playing, but i totally have already picked out my meal.

 

 

sweet and sour bites from this family run vegetarian/vegan resturant downtown.

it's delicious AND you get to eat with chopsticks.

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Presumeably one could use the chop sticks to stage a daring escape.

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i can't eat with chopsticks. oh, but i don't WANT to, either.

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Disintegration - The Cure

 

Indian - Chicken Tika Marsala, Ghobi Mhutta, Curry Chicken, Chicken Biryani, Garlic Nan. Seltzer and Cranberry Grape Juice mixed, and Sugarfree Cookie Dough, and Sugarfree Cookies and cream.

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Song: "Death is the Road to Awe" by Clint Mansell

Meal: Grilled shrimp and crab cakes (not very creative, just things I like!)

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Disintegration - The Cure

 

Indian - Chicken Tika Marsala, Ghobi Mhutta, Curry Chicken, Chicken Biryani, Garlic Nan. Seltzer and Cranberry Grape Juice mixed, and Sugarfree Cookie Dough, and Sugarfree Cookies and cream.

dude, if it's your last meal, who gives a fuck if it's sugar-free?

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as though the lack of sugar would mean shit after all that food anyway!

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The most fitting suicide songs are probably Highway to Hell, Don't Fear the Reaper, Tears in Heaven, etc.

 

Last meal...oh man. I dunno, but it'd be more food than anyone should ever eat. KFC, Tacos, cheesecake...

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Something that the prison chef hasn't jerked off into.

 

EDIT: He totally has AIDS. Not like it would make a difference. But it's the principle of the thing.

Edited by ecnarf

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song: "This is the Song That Never Ends" so i'd never die.

 

Meal: All u can eat buffet, so i could say "i'm not finished yet" and avoid execution 4ever.

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Yes, I have diabetes. It's just a matter of enjoying things in moderation.

 

I changed my mind...

 

Last Meal: I will go to the market, and produce a lavish multi-course meal for all of my friends and family...say my goodbyes, and that will be that.

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Yes, I have diabetes. It's just a matter of enjoying things in moderation.

see, being the prick i am, if i had diabetes (assuming they didn't know about it) i would ask for a huge sugar-filled meal for my last meal, even going so far as to include actual sugar cubes. kill myself with food, take away their fun, and be like "jokes on you, fuckers! i'm diabetic!"

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Laughing hysterically.

 

That is too funny. Why didn't I think of that?

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Failing that your foot will fall off! Fun stuff.

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My answer to the last meal thing always included alot of LSD.

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Well if the CIA has been interrogating you you just might get your wish.

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I can't decide on the song but the meal will be filled with desserts!

Edited by Designate

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Lots of fast food that feels so wrong to devour but you enjoy it immensely anyway. I'd eat so much that I was practically falling asleep on my way to the firing squad.

 

 

I'd off myself to something like Ruby Tuesday or Over The Hills and Far Away, or Comfortably Numb.

 

Edit: Probably The Times They Are A-Changin'.

Edited by Monochrome Rainbow

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I'd lean towards "Life Beyond the Minimum Safe Distance" as my last song, love that song.

 

The food choice is a tough one, I am rather fond of hot wings with ranch.

 

I'd like to be executed by firing squad, seems like the most painless way to go, one quick shot.

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