Your Earliest Memory?

[Some Random]

i remember getting in trouble for hitting a guy named mark's head into a doorknob in primary (first year of school). i think that's my earliest memory. wow. i'm missing a few years there.

[Hyphnip]

um... my first blow job.

 

thats not a good sign.

[ecnarf]

You were giving it away THAT young?

[Some Random]

You were giving it away THAT young?

;) zing!!!!

[ecnarf]

Oh boy! My snappy comebacks have been validated.

 

p.s. my mom driving me into preschool one day.

[Hyphnip]

You were giving it away THAT young?

yeah, I used to love when my uncle Charles would come to visit

[ecnarf]

I know what you mean.

 

;)

[sodamntired]

my earliest memory was actually about a dream.

 

I was taking a nap and i had a dream where i got up and walked out to the living room, leaned over the couch, like i always do. then next thing I realized I was still sleeping in my bed.

 

crazeeee

 

 

 

my ex-girlfriend says she remembers the elevator when she was leaving the hospital....2 days after being born. she says a woman gave her mom a plant, which she still has

Edited April 1, 2007 by sodamntired

[Sparq]

My earliest are false, fabrications of events for which I wasn't present or conscious, based on hearing the same stories thousands of times. Others are valid memories, but not framed by anything which would allow me to say exactly how old I was at the time.

 

The earliest I could specifically pinpoint by year? Grade 6 at best, and only because I know I had to endure some sort of ridiculous 'graduation ceremony'.

Edited April 1, 2007 by Sparq

[Muran]

Bringing in wasabi peas for St. Patrick's Day (because we all had to bring in a green food), in pre-school. All the kids hated it.

[RicardoObviouso]

sitting on a rocking chair eating a raw whole onion.

[Ravenous megin-sane]

putting on my dads motorcycle gear (jacket and helmet) and burning my feet on the driveway when i was 3 or 4

[Computer]

headbutting my mom in the womb after I came out during a c-section

[heyrabbit]

i remember being in the incubator. people will say it's a constructed memory but I've described the room and my surroundings, and they were all true.

 

I remember chasing my brother while in a baby walker, i guess when i was 2 or so. i remember stuff from when i was 3, 4 ,5 , tons .

 

on my first day of school I clung to the door frame while the teacher tried pulling me in. i hid in the coat area then tried to escape but they'd locked the door on me

[marx marvelous]

I remember the first time I left the assembly plant.

 

I MEAN I REMEMBER BEING A YOUNG HUMAN CHILD IN SCHOOL.

 

;)

Edited April 2, 2007 by NotFromOklahoma

[prototypepariah]

When I was 3 I went to the park at the end of the block. there was a yellow metal helicopter thing there that you could play on(back when playgrounds weren't retart proof), I remember getting really upset and crying coz there was this scary smiley face sticker on the steering wheel. I got upset whenever I saw that thing from there after.

 

I also remember the ocean at about the same age and grape crush cans on billboards. Oh- I remember the first time I saw snow at like 4, coming from california I ran into it and slammed my hands into it, I cried alot that night I was very unhappy about that.

 

I never forgave my parents for evicting me from california, nor shall I ever, fuck winter.

Edited April 2, 2007 by prototypepariah

[bishopx]

Brendan, I recommend you pimpslap your parents, for every year since they evicted you from California. Having spent a lot of time in Cali, and living in New England...I'd be pissed too.

 

My earliest memories are of learning to walk. I couldn't quite master it so I would stand, and then tumble forward(like gymnastics). My German Shephard used to steady me, so my first steps were taken while clutching my dog. He was the infinite well of patience. I'd ride him like a horse through the house, and if I looked like I was going to fall he'd lay down in front of me to break my fall.

[Stryfe]

I remember being held by my mother while in the throes of a migraine, I must have been around 4 or 5 years old.

I also remember slivers of the thing I called the gray man who terrorized me when I was younger. Only I could see him, once even with my mom there.

Edited April 4, 2007 by Stryfe

[Crusader]

i remember getting lost in a mall

[mrs jesus]

i remember a bunch of really stupid shit like throwing up on blue and white shag carpet and the time i tried to choke my cousin with a plastic necklace because she was getting on my nerves

 

...

[bishopx]

Wow you were vicious even as a kid, Mrs. J.

 

I remember my mom's 68 Camaro SS...it was a chocolate color, the engine had this smooth, clean sound that sounded like tigers purring...it used to put me to sleep.

[Ravenous megin-sane]

Wow you were vicious even as a kid, Mrs. J.

 

I remember my mom's 68 Camaro SS...it was a chocolate color, the engine had this smooth, clean sound that sounded like tigers purring...it used to put me to sleep.

yeah that kind of freaks me out

[mrs jesus]

i didn't actually DO it. god. i just tried and left plastic bead indentations in her neck. i got in trouble for it.

[bishopx]

Hmmmmmm...So Mrs. J was Satan Spawn when she was little, trying to lynch cousins...

 

 

You know, there may be a future for you in assassinations.

Edited April 4, 2007 by bishopx

[mrs jesus]

Hmmmmmm...So Mrs. J was Satan Spawn when she was little, trying to lynch cousins...

 

 

You know, there may be a future for you in assassinations.

i was a good kid!