Pimps And Johns

[shade]

commit suicide.

[ecnarf]

Clearly, nothing quite says "me" like being in charge of a hareem of hos.

[mrs jesus]

Clearly, nothing quite says "me" like being in charge of a hareem of hos.

i could so totally make you my bitch. you talk big, though.

[ecnarf]

I was under the impression I was already your bitch.

[Ravenous megin-sane]

what's a john ?

[ecnarf]

A fancy word for a toilet.

[shade]

slang term for a person who fucks prostitutes.

[Jarrod]

Pimps atleast can beat people up.

 

I once wrotea story about a guy that posed as a pimp that had his wife pose as a hooker and then they'd kill the john. They'd also do that runaway kids and homeless people...

 

;)

[ecnarf]

...is Wayne Brady gonna have to choke a bitch?

[bishopx]

Actually Adam, it's don't make BishopX have to choke a bitch...

 

Sometimes you have to raise up with your pimp hand, and smite a motherfucker.

[Jarrod]

I'd rather be BishopX than a pimp, and I'd rather be a pimp than be a john and I'd rather kill myself than be a john.

 

I think BishopX rules my choice.

[Crusader]

i want to be bishopx when i grow up

[mrs jesus]

seriously? i really hope you people are just saying that for shits and giggles...

[Jarrod]

I want to be a Christy when I grow up! Which will be in 2025

[Crusader]

you want to be a woman?

[mrs jesus]

well, i could understand that more than i could understand wanting to be someone that says things like 'Sometimes you have to raise up with your pimp hand, and smite a motherfucker.'

[Crusader]

but i would actually say that, regardless of my race.

[mrs jesus]

what does race have to do with anything?

[Crusader]

it's awkward when you're not dark brown

[Hyphnip]

yeah, I think I'd laugh if I saw an asian pimp.

 

just doesn't compute in my head

[Crusader]

you mean snakehead?

[Hyphnip]

huh? I'm not following you.

[Crusader]

you know nothing of asian slavetraders.

[Hyphnip]

no I most certainly do not.

who was this "Snakehead" and has Samuel L Jackson been cast to play him in the movie about his life?

[Crusader]

snakehead is a term for an asian people smuggler. i would like to see samuel l jackson play an asian people smuggler.