I Am Sick

[primetime_deliverance]

So it is exam time, and as it goes every year at this time, I am sick. So all I ask from you kind folks is a diagnosis.

 

Symptoms:

 

Slight Fever

Itchy Throat (originally and extremely sore throat, but that is mostly gone).

A Constant Congested Cough (no over the counter medication has any effect).

Lack of Energy / Fatigue

Difficulty Breathing

Chest Pain

Loss of Appetite

 

The choices are above. Don't let me down.

[Ravenous Yam]

Sounds like a distinct lack of masculinity to me.

I think you need to go out and punch out a bear, build a log cabin near where it was living, then kidnap 3...no, 4 women and have sex with them in your new cabin whilst drinking a very potent whiskey and eating what used to be the bear you killed.

[mrs jesus]

Sounds like a distinct lack of masculinity to me.

I think you need to go out and punch out a bear, build a log cabin near where it was living, then kidnap 3...no, 4 women and have sex with them in your new cabin whilst drinking a very potent whiskey and eating what used to be the bear you killed.

I WAS ABOUT TO ASK WHY 'GAY' WAS NOT AN OPTION AND THEN I READ YOUR POST!

 

we must have some crazy mind link due to the shared birthday.

[primetime_deliverance]

LOL ohhhhhhhhhh mrs. jesus, this is definately a step up from most of the trash in Open Discussion.

[mrs jesus]

LOL ohhhhhhhhhh mrs. jesus, this is definately a step up from most of the trash in Open Discussion.

i know, and i like you, so i thought we could make jokes?

 

to be serious i think you should go to the doctor if nothing is helping you. ooh! or get a bottle of jager! it tastes like robitussin and once you get a couple of shots in you, you won't even care how shitty you feel.

 

maybe i could draw you a picture of the bottle?

[primetime_deliverance]

Why see a doctor when i can talk to the 50 or so know-it-alls on here?

 

;)

Edited April 18, 2007 by primetime_deliverance

[mrs jesus]

Why see a doctor when i can talk to the 50 or so know-it-alls on here?

 

;)

you bring up a very good point, though i hope you know that the only know-it-all that actually KNOWS it all is me.

 

:angry:

[Crusader]

you have lupus, i'm sorry

[heyrabbit]

those are all symptoms strep throat. if you're having heart palpitations, that's another sign I think. know it's strep throat when you're throat hurts like a bitch and the "cold" doesn't go away.

 

you could die from it, good luck!

[Sparq]

Lycanthrope

 

Edit: Lycanthropy?

Edited April 18, 2007 by Sparq

[soundless_space]

Jager tastes like Robitussin? EW.

[supercanuk]

I'm pretty sure you have mad cow disease - but dont be alarmed, we have cures for that.

[ecnarf]

I went with Down's syndrome because I like to imply that people have more/fewer chromosomes than I do.

 

Turner and Klinefelter syndrome sufferers, watch out.

 

P.S. I've become quite sick, too. I'm drugging myself into oblivion. The problem is I am entirely too relaxed for my own good and unable to focus.

 

EDIT: And for hte love of god non-medical professionals your armchair diagnoses are pitifully useless. Wait for Beth to show up or visit an MD so you can get a medical reason to delay your exams, bitch.

Edited April 18, 2007 by ecnarf

[Ravenous megin-sane]

if it happens every year, it's clearly stress related.

 

same thing happens to my dad at christmas time

[Muran]

you have lupus, i'm sorry

It's NEVER LUPUS!

[Sparq]

Oh, wait. It's Solanum. Definately. Get your guns and crow bars everyone, we may have a Zombie outbreak in...shit, Ottawa.

[primetime_deliverance]

LOL well I hate to ruin everyone's fun but I did end up going to the clinic.. its Pneumonia.

 

Maybe I will delay my exams, maybe not.. having to write them in the summer would really blow. Instead I might just entertain the whole gym with the constant loud and violent coughing.

Edited April 18, 2007 by primetime_deliverance

[Sparq]

Remember to drip a little blood on the corner of the exam.

[ecnarf]

LOL well I hate to ruin everyone's fun but I did end up going to the clinic.. its Pneumonia.

 

Maybe I will delay my exams, maybe not.. having to write them in the summer would really blow. Instead I might just entertain the whole gym with the constant loud and violent coughing.

It handicaps it. Piss off everyone else and drag them down to your level.

[bishopx]

I have Tourettes, Fuck you, fucker, fucking asshole, cocksnot, turtle fucker!!!!

[primetime_deliverance]

Man - I was at the doctor's once a long time ago and there was a guy with tourette's seeing the doc in the next room. To say it was unsettling would be a massive understatement. Its quite a bit worse then my naive mind would have imagined ;)

[Crusader]

LOL well I hate to ruin everyone's fun but I did end up going to the clinic.. its Pneumonia.

are you sure it's not lupus? childhood onset lupus is more common than you'd think.

[primetime_deliverance]

Well, I DO have a little white discolouration on my lip.....

 

ohhh, george

[Monochrome Rainbow]

I voted pneumonia.

 

My girlfriend has the same thing and she saw a doctor today who spoke with her for 3 minutes and told her it was stress and that she should go home and relax (she's finished her exams and it's actually gotten worse, she's not getting enough air to the point where her lips go numb). I'm pretty certain it's "walking" pneumonia (had the exact same thing a few years ago) so I'm trying to convince her to go to the hospital tomorrow, rather than the lame walk in clinic.

Edited April 18, 2007 by Monochrome Rainbow

[primetime_deliverance]

I voted pneumonia.

 

My girlfriend has the same thing and she saw a doctor today who spoke with her for 3 minutes and told her it was stress and that she should go home and relax (she's finished her exams and it's actually gotten worse, she's not getting enough air to the point where her lips go numb). I'm pretty certain it's "walking" pneumonia (had the exact same thing a few years ago) so I'm trying to convince her to go to the hospital tomorrow, rather than the lame walk in clinic.

i'll assume you didn't see my post and give you the trophy.

 

you're right, that's exactly what it is, walking pneumonia. and hm, sorry to hear that the doc at the walk-in clinic was such a douche, usually they are quite good around here. she should definately see someone more professional and get some antibiotics.