Jump to content
ecnarf

This Is Something That Really Needs To Be Said

Recommended Posts

Both spider-man 1 and 2 were impossibly shitty movies and I have no idea how any self-respecting individual can think otherwise, or how the franchise could possibly have gone as far as this third movie, which apparently sucks the big one.

 

I really have no idea.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

No shit. Peter Parker is a pussy.

i'm glad to hear (well...'see') someone else say that. though, i'd probably laugh at superman if he showed up to save me, too. i'd be like "dude...you have super-human powers, and as a costume, you choose to wear your underwear on the outside?"

Link to comment
Share on other sites

if i had superman's powers, i'd probably wear a pimpin' three piece custom-taylored suit, and do my super hero shit in style. and then make fun of the villians in all their super-gay getups. "oh gee...did your mommy sew that for you?".

Link to comment
Share on other sites

if i had superman's powers, i'd probably wear a pimpin' three piece custom-taylored suit, and do my super hero shit in style. and then make fun of the villians in all their super-gay getups. "oh gee...did your mommy sew that for you?".

Good call.

 

I'd also engage in drinking contests and drink people under the table, and use my super powers to get out of the bar tab.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Join the conversation

You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.
Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible.

Guest
Reply to this topic...

×   Pasted as rich text.   Paste as plain text instead

  Only 75 emoji are allowed.

×   Your link has been automatically embedded.   Display as a link instead

×   Your previous content has been restored.   Clear editor

×   You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL.



×
×
  • Create New...

Important Information

We have placed cookies on your device to help make this website better. You can adjust your cookie settings, otherwise we'll assume you're okay to continue.