Story Time!

[Prometheon]

How the hell can a restaurant not have bread? Thet's retarded.

 

It's like if you ever try and get an Iced Cap in the winter the machine is always 'broken.' No-they just don't want to open an entire package of iced cap stuff for one person. Bastards.

[shenanigans87]

How the hell can a restaurant not have bread? Thet's retarded.

 

It's like if you ever try and get an Iced Cap in the winter the machine is always 'broken.' No-they just don't want to open an entire package of iced cap stuff for one person. Bastards.

I know! I hate that! Damn you Tim Hortons!

 

Oh, and Subway...I walked into Subway once and the "Sandwich Artist" asked me if I was planning on ordering a sub. I said 'of course', considering I was in Subway, and the guy tells me that I'd have to order something else because they had no bread! I walked out and went elsewhere, because, come on, what else am I going to order at Subway? Argh!! Bread is an essential ingredient in sub sandwiches, why the hell don't they make sure they have a constant supply?!

[Dan #2]

so i'm repelling down mount vesuvius when suddenly I slip. and i'm just falling, terrified and then i think, "hey, lauren, haven't you been smoking peyote for six straight days and couldn't some of this maybe be in your mind?"

and?

And it was. i was totally fine. i've never even been to mount vesuvius.

If you smoked peyote, you'd have worse things to worry about than getting high.