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Breaking News: Scientists Find Indications Of Seasonal Salt-water Flows On Mars, A Sign That Water May Exist There In Liquid Form

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first they have to re-elect Bush, make him king, they'd have to attack us, and he would have to tell the american people the martians have developed a nuclur war program, god bless america, and then Tobey keith would say the u.s. will put a boot up their Martian assses.


then we'd have to knock on their martian doors and an undearthly hour on a saturday morning.


"hey martians, have you discovered the power of jesus and his word of earthly peace?"


not one to say I have predicted these things, but I totally said to my girlfriend in college

"you ever wonder that maybe mars was our planet first, but we destroyed it so we all came over to earth?"

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