Breaking News: Scientists Find Indications Of Seasonal Salt-water Flows On Mars, A Sign That Water May Exist There In Liquid Form

[sodamntired]

first they have to re-elect Bush, make him king, they'd have to attack us, and he would have to tell the american people the martians have developed a nuclur war program, god bless america, and then Tobey keith would say the u.s. will put a boot up their Martian assses.

 

then we'd have to knock on their martian doors and an undearthly hour on a saturday morning.

 

"hey martians, have you discovered the power of jesus and his word of earthly peace?"

 

not one to say I have predicted these things, but I totally said to my girlfriend in college

"you ever wonder that maybe mars was our planet first, but we destroyed it so we all came over to earth?"

[saturnine]

do you think any of that is funny?

[sodamntired]

no. i think that is hillarious

[ToadMan]

At some point I just stopped reading most of what he posts...

 

Sodamntired is just about the worst troll ever... mainly because he subtly became a troll, he didn't really start that way.

[Crusader]

i didn't even know topic titles could be that long

 

would read again!

[Doormat]

My PhD thesis will be: "MS and how it turns you into a troll."

[saturnine]

usually when you ignore a clown, they stop clowning. this clown, however, does it for himself. i think if every member here left and stopped posting, this fool would still make 10 threads a day.

[sodamntired]

There were times,

I'm sure you knew

When there was fuck, fuck

Fuck all else to do

But through it all,

When there was doubt

I shot it up or kicked it out

I faced 'em all and the world

And did it my way