I Got A Hand, So I Got A Fist, So I Got A Plan

[crazycanuck]

Now we'll say it's in God's hands

But God doesn't always have the best goddamn plans, does he?

[Dan #2]

you intrigue me.

[manfromharoldwood]

well, no... but if it wasn't for god, you wouldn't even be able to ask that question.

[Spritzup]

Prove it.

[manfromharoldwood]

well... ok, it's hard to prove because he didn't really elaborate on what he meant by god. if he meant god in the traditional christian sense, then god created him and controls everything and thus it is god's will that he asks that question.

[mrs jesus]

god also hates fags

[crazycanuck]

The 3rd Planet is sure that they're being watched by an eye in the sky that can't be stopped. When you get to the promise land, you're gonna shake that eye's hand.

[mrs jesus]

did you know that the universe is shaped exactly like the earth and if you go straight long enough you'll end up where you were?

[Dan #2]

good news is being rereleased. is this what you're hyping?

[crazycanuck]

Well Jesus Christ was an only child. He went down to the river and he drank and smiled. And his dad was oh-so-mad, should have insured that planet before it crashed.

[mrs jesus]

good news is being rereleased. is this what you're hyping?

ew, no, i hate that album

[Dan #2]

i love it more than i love my mum and sister combined.

[crazycanuck]

The score so far.

 

1 point to Mrs Jesus for correctly identifying the second lyric.

Bonus point to manfromharoldwood for accepting my original post at face value and arguing the logic behind it.

 

There still remains 1 point for identifying the source of the first post and the connection to Modest Mouse.

 

Go.

[manfromharoldwood]

god also hates fags

yeah, i know. he's hella cool like that.

[heyrabbit]

well, no... but if it wasn't for god, you wouldn't even be able to ask that question.

don't think too critically now. that's probably a sin

[mrjones]

I ain't quite the beauty. Pulls out two guns and shoots at the pretty, pretty pure white-- Gotta keep thinking, things, hunters and kings. To block out the view.

 

 

They don't sound that much alike.

[manfromharoldwood]

well, no... but if it wasn't for god, you wouldn't even be able to ask that question.

don't think too critically now. that's probably a sin

gwah? i don't follow.

[mrs jesus]

god also hates fags

yeah, i know. he's hella cool like that.

oh i kinda thought that made him not very cool at all

 

;)

[crazycanuck]

I ain't quite the beauty. Pulls out two guns and shoots at the pretty, pretty pure white-- Gotta keep thinking, things, hunters and kings. To block out the view.

 

 

They don't sound that much alike.

And 1 point to mrjones. (+1 for living on Vancouver Island.)

You did however fail to correctly guess their connection to Modest Mouse unfortunately. The correct answer was not that they sound alike, but rather that Isaac Brock produced Apologies to Queen Mary.

 

Thanks for playing!

[manfromharoldwood]

god also hates fags

yeah, i know. he's hella cool like that.

oh i kinda thought that made him not very cool at all

 

;)

nah. fags cause cancer and hurts babies with second hand smoke.

[mrs jesus]

will you be my gay?

[manfromharoldwood]

aw! i thought you would never ask.

 

*gets gayed*

[mrs jesus]

yay!

 

now we can go out and look at boys together and hey if i show you pictures of boys can you tell me if they're gay or not? cuz i'm kind of wondering...

[crazycanuck]

My once honourable thread has been hijacked by gay pirates. ;)

[manfromharoldwood]

sorry. totally wasn't my fault. (this time.)