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for the most part, horroscopes for me are far off, but i still read them every day, i get an e-mail every morning.

 

the most accurate one i remember getting recently told me something like "tonight is a great night for a first date"...and i just happened to have a first date that night...and it was great.

 

and that's really as far as it went...me and that girl...but the horroscope didn't say anything about a relationship. ;)

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maybe you'll get laid by eachother ;)

and heyrabbit where have you been, you hardly ever post now

I started a new job, so I've been working and playing a lot. there's been some fucked up situations .you'll hear about it in sticky situations soon, fo sho

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Horoscopes

 

I think this site has the best horoscopes ever.

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my daily hororscope:

 

Try not to sweat the small stuff - its always good to wrap duct tape around your head to free yourself from the eternal valley of clams and oysters. A magic lamp lies undiscovered in your basement - rub it and wish for 3 turnips. You will be rewarded with a jelly statue of Ewan McGregor.

 

this is totally rediculous...

his name is obi wan kenobi!

 

haha, i'm from here forth putting all my faith into horoscopes. only from that site though.

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