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Lamer Name Varation  

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  1. 1. Lamer Name Varation

    • Bush X
      5
    • Pilate Speed
      12


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so that Bush could sell albums in Canada, the record label needed to change Bush, to Bush X.

so that Pilate could sell albums in America, the record label needed to change Pilate to Pilate Speed.

 

They're both lame, which one is more lame than the other?

 

edit note: that should be Pilot Speed on the poll.

Edited by sodamntired
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oh yeah, i should have added that Matthew Good BAND, cause the record label wanted to sell albums in Canada, and they knew that Matt couldn't sell albums with just his name, thinking the teens wouldn't buy music by a solo-artist, they added Band to his name.

 

*psst, that was a joke, a bad one, but still a joke*

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i can see the record execs conversation:

 

"ok, turns out there's already a band called Bush in Canada. We need to change it so the kid's can hear their awesomeness. I need ideas. Johnson."

"what about Bush B? Bush Y?"

"no no no, not extreme enough, kids like that, extreme stuff, like Bush's extreme music. extreme."

"Extreme Bush? Bush Extreme? Bush Extra?"

"close, close, I just can't put my finger on it...."

"Bush X! like the X-games, but a band!"

"my god Johnson, you're going to save this record label! our children's children will be spinning the Bush X albums. you have pushed them to Beatles level of importance!"

 

and scene.

 

extreme

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