***important Fact***

[Stryfe]

The ancient Greeks thought sperm was stored in the brain. That would've been neat.

SO if they thought sperm was stored in the brain then what did it mean when you had a runny nose?

[Ruettiger]

This thread is lame, so I'm going to close it.

[Kyle86]

I use to watch street cents when it was all about "where's the beef!" and testing tooth brushes... Man, have things ever changed.

 

I'd like to think this thread has had a good run.

 

It was, like street cents, bomb diggity.

[Kyle86]

I found another sweet fact kids,

 

did you know doing it in the hot tub or standing up, isn't a real form of contraception.

 

DAMMIT, i guess i've just been lucky. Street Cents has opened my eyes, that is for sure.

[ecnarf]

But water is toxic to sperm, so;

[Kyle86]

critical thinking my friend, critical thinking.

 

If you dont believe it, give it a whirl for yourself.

 

I just hope you're pro choice

[Ravenous megin-sane]

stop saying critical thinking

[Kyle86]

... he lacks it though

[Ravenous megin-sane]

your face lacks it.

 

 

haha my comebacks are awesome.

[Kyle86]

ouch! pour some salt over that wound why dontcha.

[ecnarf]

critical thinking my friend, critical thinking.

 

If you dont believe it, give it a whirl for yourself.

 

I just hope you're pro choice

You're missing the point.

 

The chlorine in water kills sperm instantly.

[Guest apsham]

So instead of using birth control, why don't women just fill their vaginas with chlorine?

[ecnarf]

Because that's kind of - how do you say? - dangerous.

[Ravenous megin-sane]

and.... painful sounding

[ecnarf]

You'd be surprised, actually.

[Ravenous megin-sane]

hahha

how would you know?

[HoboFactory]

and.... painful sounding

A while ago in school we had to read this article about prostitution in Africa. A lot of the patrons like their whores to be "dry" rather than wet so the hookers use bleach to dry the area out. The problem with that is penetration in such a state causes all sorts of tears and lacerations.

 

edit: one can never erase the sin of bad spelling.

Edited May 24, 2006 by HoboFactory

[Kyle86]

street cents said it's true, so it must be true.

 

hipocricy?

Edited May 24, 2006 by Kyle86

[Ravenous megin-sane]

and.... painful sounding

A while ago in school we had to read this article about prositution on Africa. A lot of the patrons like their whores to be "dry" rather than wet so the hookers use bleach to dry the area out. The problem with that is penetration in such a state causes all sorts of tears and lacerations.

oh my goodness, that is revolting.

[redragon]

revolting isn't the word for that. there is no word for that, but far worse things happen to women in Africa.

[ecnarf]

Who likes dry sex? Seriously...

 

P.S. Use cornstarch. Jesus.

[Guest jsunC]

critical thinking my friend, critical thinking.

 

If you dont believe it, give it a whirl for yourself.

 

I just hope you're pro choice

You're missing the point.

 

The chlorine in water kills sperm instantly.

you use bromine in hottubs, not chlorine

[ecnarf]

What?

 

That's besides the point. Tap water contains chlorine. That means that once your baby batter hits the water, sperm go bye-bye.

 

P.S. I cannot imagine the absolute mess that ejaculating in a hot tub must create.

[Kyle86]

i think the street cents theory referred to the myth that ejaculating in a woman while in a hot tub is a form of contraceptive.... when really it's not.

 

Once those littles guys are up their, they'll be damned if they go swim in any hot tub.

 

now we all learnt something today.

 

Kyle - Keeping you unpregnant one post at a time

[ecnarf]

Having sex underwater is actually quite dangerous. Getting water in the vagina + penile thrusting creates a lot of pressure against the cervix.

 

Does anyone with more experience/knowledge on the subject care to elaborate?