Favorite Quotes?

[sodamntired]

you know, quotes you have ethced into your head, you can just pop them off during everyday conversation to impress your friends/co-workers

 

some of my favorites:

 

I just cashed in on the fact that I'm good looking, I have a nice figure, and girls like me. - Sid Vicious

 

"i'll care if you do...fuck it...i'll care if you don't."

-- anton alfred newcombe

 

"life is too boring to be sane all the time."

-- me

 

"Disease, insanity and death were the angels

which attended my cradle." -- Edvard Munch

 

Back when I was station director at the college radio station i used to be at, my favorites were:

 

"Radio has no future."

 

[jtb]

"are you talking to me?!?"

 

 

"Were going streaking!!!"

 

"Dude you can do it all night long"

 

"luke I'm your father" *the most honest villan ever.. LoL

Edited June 18, 2006 by jtb

[dancing_invisible]

"Inconceivable!"

 

 

 

 

Post Script: I love the Princess Bride.

[Ravenous megin-sane]

last summer i would say "uh oh, i have to poop. everyone leave...now" from family guy a lot 'cause it pissed my mom off.

[jtb]

Family guy quotes are always useful in every day life. There's always though few oppertunitys in the day to use them

[Ravenous megin-sane]

my favourite time to use that line was when my parents were fighting and i'd just yell "UH OH!!!!! *long pause*.... i have to poop"

[jtb]

The "I swear the hooker was dead when I found her" is usually a good one to throw in, to mess with your friends heads in the middle of a conversation

[Dan #3]

'Who controls the past' ran the Party slogan, 'controls the future: who controls the present controls the past.'

-George Orwell 1984

[Sparq]

"Magnificent! Compared to war all other forms of human endeavor shrink to insignificance. God help me, I do love it so!"

 

"To conquer, we must destroy our enemies. We must not only die gallantly; we must kill devastatingly. The faster and more effectively you kill, the longer you will live to enjoy the priceless fame of conquerors."

 

"A good plan violently executed right now is far better than a perfect plan executed next week."

 

-- George S. Patton (bloodthirsty warmonger that he was, he was still right)

[silentshadow]

"You can do it!"

[Doormat]

Jack Handey:

 

 

"What makes a complete stranger dive into an icy river to save a solid gold baby? Maybe we'll never know"

 

"Of all my imaginary friends, I don't think there was one that I didn't end up having to kill."

 

"Life is a constant battle between the heart and the brain, but guess who wins: the skeleton."

[Lauren]

We don't make mistakes, just happy little accidents.

 

i love bob ross.

[Guest jsunC]

I remember my favourite family guy quote.. it should go in that thread but im too lazy

"Peter are you drunk?"

"I'm not drunk lois i'm just tired because i've been up all night drinking"

[supercanuk]

I don't actually like this guy since i found it he was an insane doctor who "practiced" on people, but i always found this quote really meaningful to me:

"At the risk of seeming ridiculous, let me say that the true revolutionary is guided by a great feeling of love. It is impossible to think of a genuine revolutionary lacking this quality." - Ernesto Che Guevara

[Guest apsham]

Brodie Bruce from Mallrats:

"Breakfast, shmreakfast. Look at the score, for Christ's sake. It's only the second period and I'm up 12 to 2. Breakfasts come and go, Rene, but Hartford, "the Whale," they only beat Vancouver once, maybe twice in a lifetime. "

 

"You're gonna listen to me? To something I said? Hasn't it become abundantly clear during the tenure of our friendship that I don't know shit?"

 

"Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned for Sega."

 

"[At a Dating Game-like game show]

Brandi: Second suitor: if we were making whoopee, what sounds would you make?

Brodie: Wait, what's whoopee?

Brandi: You know, being intimate.

Brodie: What? Like fucking?"

 

Banky Edwards from Chasing Amy:

"What is it about this girl man, you know you have no shot at getting her into bed so why do you even bother wasting time with her, because you're Holden fucking McNeil, the most persistent traveler on the road that's not the path of least resistance, everything has to be a fucking challenge for you and this little relationship with that BITCH is a prime example of your fucking condition, Well I don't need a magic 8-ball to look into your future, you want a forecast here, will Holden ever fuck Alyssa?, oh what a shock, NOT FUCKING LIKELY. This relationship is affecting you, our work and our friendship and the time is going to come when I throw down the gauntlet and say it's me or her then what are you going to say?"

 

"What difference does it make if I refer to her as a dyke? Or if I call the Whalers a bunch of faggots in the comfort of my own office, far from the sensitive ears of the rest of the world?"

 

"[showing one of his porno magazines to a kid at the train station] And then, Black Beauty couldn't take it any more and he finally did some of his own mounting."

 

Randal Graves from Clerks:

"You sound like an asshole! Jesus, nobody twisted your arm to be here. You're here of your own volition. You like to think the weight of the world rests on your shoulder. Like this place would fall apart if Dante wasn't here. Jesus, you overcompensate for having what's basically a monkey's job. You push fucking buttons. Anybody can just waltz in here and do our jobs. You-You're so obsessed with making it seem so much more epic, so much more important than it really is. Christ, you work in a convenience store, Dante! And badly, I might add! I work in a shitty video store, badly as well. You know, that guy Jay's got it right, man. He has no delusions about what he does. Us, we like to make ourselves seem so much more important than the people that come in here to buy a paper, or, god forbid, cigarettes. We look down on them as if we're so advanced. Well, if we're so fucking advanced, what are we doing working here?"

 

And I am going to stop there, since I'll never get in all the Randal ones that I love.

Edited June 19, 2006 by Apple Shampoo