Random Fights

[Computer]

It's fun to think of stupid shit like who would win a fight even if it's impossible.

 

For example, Bob Probert vs. Skelator

I'm taking Probert on this one, mostly because he could kick He man's ass.

 

Shark Vs. Lion

It's best not to think of where this battle would take place, some sort of medium between water and land, like the air. And I'm taking the Shark, because those fuckers haven't even really evolved so they've got to be doing something right.

 

Ceiling Fan vs. Jiggly Puff

 

Ceiling fan wins this one hands down, Jiggly Puff sucks, you can't put a ceiling fan to sleep.

[Muran]

But a ceiling fan is bolted to the ceiling whereas Jiggly Puff can probably just float over (or even just walk) to the switch and turn it off...

[Prometheon]

But Jigglypuff is so light that it may be a challenge to escape the fan's pull...

[Computer]

exactly, I'm still going to pick the ceiling fan even if it's turned off

[Doormat]

I read that as Ceiling Cat vs Jigglypuff.

 

A more interesting battle perhaps.

 

 

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Edited November 28, 2008 by Doormat

[Lauren]

why does pikachu (sp?) look weird...

[LonelyWreckage]

WHAT the FUCK is THAT !?

[RicardoObviouso]

way to nerd out, ryan.

[Prometheon]

WHAT the FUCK is THAT !?

I'm pretty sure it's just a giant isopod. Its physiology is the same, anyway.

Edited November 29, 2008 by Prometheon

[LonelyWreckage]

Just wiki'd it...

 

Mummy !

[Prometheon]

Arnold in his prime vs. Jet Li

[bishopx]

Bruce Lee vs Jet Li

[Prometheon]

I'd actually probably go with Jet. I've always felt that Bruce Li was really overrated.

[Muran]

Depends if it's weapons combat or hand-to-hand.

 

Hand-to-hand, I'd give it to Bruce Lee, weapons combat, it would be very close, but I'm inclined to say Jet Li.

 

Jet Li is a Wushu champion, which is a very pretty sport to watch, with its heavy emphasis on weapons training and drills, so Jet would have an advantage.

 

But in hand to hand, against a practical martial art, like Gong fu/Wing Chun/Jeet Kun Do (martial art that Bruce Lee derived from Wing Chun), I don't think Jet Li would win.

[bishopx]

I don't know, Bruce was adept at using his opponents strengths and weaknesses against them. I think Bruce would demolish Jet hand to hand, and would take him with weapons with difficulty, but would still beat him.

[Computer]

Chuck Norris vs Jet and Bruce

 

no contest

[bishopx]

Yeah Chuck Norris would be six feet under, and Jet and Bruce would be deciding whether to make Jackie Chan their bitch.

[Muran]

haha yeah.

 

Don't you know about the big rift between Chuck Norris and Bruce Lee? Bruce Lee used to teach Chuck Norris, and ended up doing a movie together. Chuck came off really cocky, and Bruce was incredibly displeased with the lack of humility.

 

I think eventually Chuck Norris apologized, though. But not before some harsh words from Lee.

 

As for Jackie Chan. Yeah, that guy's all smoke and mirrors. He went to Chinese Acrobatic Theater school or something. He's trained in many martial arts, but purely for movie value. Not to say he doesn't respect the arts, but I doubt he has any practical experience using it.

[bishopx]

I remember reading about that Tracy.

 

 

Do you remember Jim Kelly?

[Muran]

I can't say I know who that is, sorry?

Edited December 4, 2008 by Muran

[bishopx]

Look up Black Belt Jones.

[Muran]

Oh! The guy in Enter The Dragon! I never remembered his name! haha

 

XD Blaxploitation

[bishopx]

He was actually really talented. I used to call him "Black Guy Jones" when I was little.