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got m.s. days spend my days going through the history on here things I forgot....so I'm updating this one

please play with me

.1. I was once what I thought was a 'Punk Rocker' got me through high school. I was a poser.

2. Lost my virginity at 20. Only sexual relationship I have had. She's engaged to get married to my former best friend. Don't know if it's still on, considering ran into him at a wedding and she was not there.

3. Had my first alcoholic drink when I was 15. Never got into drinking, only on my birthday.

4. Used to be really concerned about being single and how can I fix that. Not anymore. I don't care.

5. Used to have fear of going anywhere, fear of being pulled over by the police, fear of getting in a fender bender. Have gotten over it. *to this day, when I see a police officer walking the halls of the hospital, I panicked...just a little bit

6. was struck with a case of double vision, has cured itself.

7. My mother has taken my the car and will not let me get it back, to drive again. Until after I see a doctor in Winnipeg. Don't know when that will be. *she sold it to my cousin....still waiting to get paid.*

8. I used to consistently post my thoughts on the Bored. Have not done this as much as earlier.

9. Have tried smoking pot 4 times. Never got into it.

10. Once had dreams of being on FM Radio. hope to do this someday.

11. My favorited memories about college was the AM Radio station. That was the last hobby I had that I truly loved doing.

12. That was also my first experience of being the fall guy, always got the blame. had to explain the station to the highet ups.

13. I used to have a fear of the number 13. *i have found the ultimate cure....when, if, whif I see 13....I just stare at it.....I have a whole year coming up I've got to get used to it. ;)

14. Former very Anxious.

15. once was always trying to get people to listen to "this awesome new band." few people actually liked it.

16. youtube is a great time waster.

17. once had a gambling problem. *have been to the casino a few times...play the high cost $10 blackjack....have walked away on top*

18. Buying Powerball tickets was my chance to talk to the cute girl working at the gas station. Every time I did this was a chance to ask her if she wanted to hang out after she was done working, this never happened.

19. once had a girl I met come to my apartment, sit on my lap, while we watched some youtube videos and we watched Elephant.

can't even remember her name. *this is one of my favorite memories, wish I could remember the girl's name :angry:*

20. I have always had medical problems, frequently faked being sick so I wouldn't have to go to school.

21. used to smoke cigarettes, for a year and a half, quit a few times, moved back in with the parents, it stuck this time..

22. I wish I hadn't quit Target. Some positive benefits, good friends I made there, my brother will not let me go back there ever to say hello. good health covereage. *and update, dad told me Zellers has been bought out by Target so there are going to be changing, score* and got the free (evil) socialized health care

23. I love talking to people.

24. i am trying to think of 2 more things to put on here.

25. spent way to much time playing video games in my teens. if I could get that time back.

(26.) once had an awesome pen pal. Met her at Perkins one night, she was a friend of a friend of a friend, asked her out, she told me she just finished her last exam and was going home for summer. had a great writing relationship with her, she came back to moorhead, had a girlfriend when this happened, she asked me if I wanted to go see a movie. I didn't.

27. making new friends in winnipeg.....joke with dad. "yeah, talk to my best friend, you know, the guy that works at Starbucks/Blockbuster......I'm a pickle and a hard nut to crack

28. had seen a few awesome concerts since then, (international) noise conspiracy, White Stripes, met Bryan Jonestown Massacre, Matthew Good. Incubus

ok...you're turn(s) post your 25 things about you.

 

its fun to live in the past

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Moonlight_Graham

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1. i often go to Walmart and buy a can of Pringles and a can of tennis balls, and when i get home i put the Pringles chips in the tennis ball can and the balls in the Pringles can. I then eat the tennis balls, and batter old people on the courts with flying shards of Pringles with my overhand smash.

 

2. i think stilts work way better than snowshoes in deep snow.

 

3. i once lost my glasses and accidentally ate a cat.

 

4. i can run backwards faster than i can run forwards

 

5. i believe that our asses have evolved to be fat and muscley so that we may sit comfortably.

 

6. I think Vietnamese people are the ugliest race of humans on earth (no joke)

 

7. i once found out why they named them dogs "cockerspaniels"

 

8. i like the Star Trek movies starring the original series cast but dislike the original tv show

 

9. the reason why they tell you to wash your veggies before you eat them is because people often buy carrots, bring them home, stick them in their butt, then return them to the grocery store. That brown stuff on your unpeeled carrots isn't "dirt".

 

10. i can't stop yelling into speakers and putting my ears to microphones

 

11. my dad and i once accidentally shared the same toothbrush for about 2 months (true story!)

 

12. when i have a runny nose i stick tampons up my nose. Used tampons.

 

13. when i was a kid i asked Santa to bring me a black person for Christmas because i thought black people were made out of chocolate.

 

14. the Easter bunny once brought me an egg-shaped black person

 

15. i once worked as a car salesman, and when a pretty woman wanted to testdrive a manual transmission car i would remove the stickshift & sneak underneath the car and stick my penis through the hole where the stick should go. This worked 4 times.

 

16. I think Rocky IV is much better than the first Rocky.

 

17. I think Judge Judy is a power-tripping fucking bitch

 

18. i don't personally hunt animals. but i believe that people who say hunting is cruel are the biggest fucking idiots because it is the most ethical way to attain meat for human consumption, especially compared to grocery meat.

 

19. If u believe in the Book of Genesis you are a fucking moron

 

20. In you believe in the Sega Genesis you are awesome

 

21. i believe that most human suffering in this world is caused by people being selfish

 

22. i believe that most monkey suffering in this world is caused by lack of bananas

 

23. the first time i kissed a girl and the first time i stuck my penis in a girls vagina happened within 5 minutes of each other (no joke!)

 

24, i think that people who don't finish their sentences are

 

25. If i knew i only had a few days to live i would probably try heroine and cocaine.

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Note: had one of my (socialized health care: i.e. evil) nurse ladies read this.

 

any time you would like to stop wasting my tax dollars, that would be fine. no need to bitch about sub-par healthcare you are getting for free.

 

i think we have done this thread already anyways. i couldnt care less how someone likes their shoes lined up in their closets or that they can only have their beverage after they have finished all the food on their plate.

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he's from fargo. moved here when he was diagnosed with ms. should've stayed and lobbied for health care reform in the us.

 

Well in that case...

 

Dear sodamn,

 

What the fuck you complaining about bitch!?!??!?!

 

Seriously what the fuck.

 

Did he move here BECAUSE he was diagnosed with MS?

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in my defense

like a post-caller for john mccain for president, I still remember those calls

"would you like Barack Hussein Obama elected president? he supports evil socialized health care. give your money to elected the much better John Mccain and his pretty future vice president Sarah Palin.....would you want a Negro to be president?"

it paid pretty good at the time

I'm so damn tired.

 

I love Canada

with our floppy heads and pretty girls

were going to have to teach our kids to stand for God Save The King soon.

oh I told my fellow callers how i'm not really supporting this john mccain

fellow caller - "yeah, I'm a democrat"

other caller "me too!"

me- "i'm actually a socialist"

me- "hey, guys, where are you going?"

action: smoke cigarette

i was/am such a bad-ass eh?

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in my defense

like a post-caller for john mccain for president, I still remember those calls

"would you like Barack Hussein Obama elected president? he supports evil socialized health care. give your money to elected the much better John Mccain and his pretty future vice president Sarah Palin.....would you want a Negro to be president?"

it paid pretty good at the time

I'm so damn tired.

 

I love Canada

with our floppy heads and pretty girls

were going to have to teach our kids to stand for God Save The King soon.

oh I told my fellow callers how i'm not really supporting this john mccain

fellow caller - "yeah, I'm a democrat"

other caller "me too!"

me- "i'm actually a socialist"

me- "hey, guys, where are you going?"

action: smoke cigarette

i was/am such a bad-ass eh?

 

what is this I don't even...

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in my defense

like a post-caller for john mccain for president, I still remember those calls

"would you like Barack Hussein Obama elected president? he supports evil socialized health care. give your money to elected the much better John Mccain and his pretty future vice president Sarah Palin.....would you want a Negro to be president?"

it paid pretty good at the time

I'm so damn tired.

 

I love Canada

with our floppy heads and pretty girls

were going to have to teach our kids to stand for God Save The King soon.

oh I told my fellow callers how i'm not really supporting this john mccain

fellow caller - "yeah, I'm a democrat"

other caller "me too!"

me- "i'm actually a socialist"

me- "hey, guys, where are you going?"

action: smoke cigarette

i was/am such a bad-ass eh?

 

my-mind-is-full-of-fuck.jpg

 

Do you read what you post?

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1. In 2009, I travelled across Canada alone for 4 and a half days. I ended up being stalked by a 4o year old man to Courtenay BC.

2. I want to get married and make three babies asap.

3. I am one of the original people who first joined the bored.

4. I worked as a wildlife rehabilitator in BC. I cared for mostly injured eagles, hawks, ravens, various song birds.

5. I am left handed

6. I have inflammatory bowel disease

7. I have dreadlocks but I am considering removing them because I'm tired of the stereotypes. aka: hippy, drug dealer, vegan or vegetarian, rasta, dirty,

8. I have two cats: Cedar who is black and Newton who is a maine coon.

9. I am finishing my final year of biology which I cannot wait to be over.

10. I learned how to snowboard on vancouver island

11. I can grow anything

12. I have never broken a bone as far as I know.

13. I was attacked by 8 bloodhound dogs while in BC

14. I use to have a neck so long when that when i was a kid people called me ET and giraffe. I grew into it:P

15. I like to study lichens

16. I have been a Matthew Good fan for 12 years

17. I have a hard time getting along with women but I try

18. I have an excellent sense of smell but I have poor eyesight

19. I have never swam in the ocean before but I am an avid lake swimmer and free diver.

20. I have suffered 4 concussions one in kindergarden from a falling tower of wooden blocks, tripping and smashing my head off my dresser, passing out on pavement, and my brother nocking a massive icicle onto my head.

21. My dying wish is to ride an Ostrich

22. I am more intimidated by my own species then I am of any other.

23. I lived in a tent for 2 months in Northern Ontario

24. I have very intense dreams most nights.

25. I would rather live in the woods then a city or even a town. I find it to be overly stressful to be surrounded by too many people at once.

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Ok, let's see about me:

 

1. I am a nice guy: honest, good friend, loyal.

2. I like helping people as much as I can.

3. I am very, very worried about social issues.

4. The best moment in my life was when I defended my PhD dissertation and I got an A+ cum laude.

5. The saddest moment in my life (and the worst ever, I know that) was when my mom passed away.

6. I hate it when people lie to me. It hurts me a lot.

7. I love languages: I have started to study German last academic course.

8. My top number 1 leisure activities is attending music concerts: I love small concerts and big summer festivals.

9. Another of my "vices" is reading, specially poetry and specially the Romantic German and English periods.

10. The third of my "confessed" vices is movies: I love watching movies on the coach and going to the movie theater, as well.

11. One of my defects is that I'm too passionate: and it is very harmful many times. I should be more cerebral and cold minded, but I can't avoit it. It's brought me many problems, actually.

12. One of my wishes is to be able to see MG live. I hope I can fulfil it one day...

13. Another of my defects is being too nervous, which also gives me some problems (health problems like anxiety, stomach ache, etc.).

14. I'm very proud of being a very social person: I do not have problems to meet new people.

15. I have not been very fortunate with relationships: I have had three serious relationships so far (and some sporadic ones), but none has been successful...

16. I love my home city: Madrid, although it has been ruled by conservatives in the last years and they are finishing with all the social advances in previous decades.

17. I have never lived near the sea, but I have a curious need from time to time to visit a seaside town and practice my favorite activity: sitting on the beach endlessly watching the sea.

18. My favorite city in Europe is Berlin. I wouldn't mind spending some time there, living there and working/studying there.

19. My family and my friends are the two most important things in my life. They "feed" me every single day!

20. I hate selfishness and capitalism: I think most of the problems in the world could be perfectly solved if people were more generous and if money didn't rule the world.

21. I'm more sentimental than materialistic. And I like people who have a big and honest heart more than people whose only interest is in the material things.

22. I don't believe in God: actually I apostatized a couple of years ago.

23. I believe in public services: public education and public health insurance. I think that governments must take care of their citizens with public income.

24. I don't drink alcohol but I'm a smoker.

25. And finally... I'm very happy to belong to this MG's world :)

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