Three Word Story

[Prometheon]

that enjoy vigorous

[Jarrod]

potato peeling contests.

[RicardoObviouso]

oddly enough, potato

[Ruettiger]

peeling hurts more

[RicardoObviouso]

than virginity theft.

[Jarrod]

Why would they

[RicardoObviouso]

continue with this

[Ryan44]

mutiny of the

[Kyle86]

three-legged potato virgins

[RicardoObviouso]

? it made no

[Kyle86]

sense, so they

[RicardoObviouso]

fucked right off.

[Kyle86]

RECAP There once was a rabbit named George who liked affordable programmers who dealt in potatos. These affordable programmers, enjoyed eating burnt toast and yams. One balmy day, one programmer named JoBob decided to crank it up to the max.

 

Bail conditions applied only to the programmers who could not walk or crabwalk sideways to enjoy feet lots. we should introduce the large round object, but we Can't remember where it's placed. Perhaps if we looked under the doorman We'd sadly discover his pornography stash.

 

The programmers knew the magical tri-force of the three only could restore what was originally not theirs to mess around with. How would they cover this up? Would they poison the queen ant? Or would they just simply capture new pornography.

 

Meanwhile at the strip club, JoBob and his favourite purple dog just ordered a nice sloppy plate of delicious scooby snacks that was not right. While they were happily eating them the rabbit, George, kicked the dog so hard that it shit its self.

 

you'd think that would be the end, but George decided to rock the Casbah by sleeping with the guy who took children's portraits then proceeded to catch a cold among other things. George felt like throwing down some dirty punk-ass bitches but didn't know right from wrong.

 

Giraffes accumulate Thai in the hearts of a couple that enjoy vigorous potato peeling contests. oddly enough, potato peeling hurts more than virginity theft. Why would they continue with this mutiny of the three-legged potato virgins? it made no sense, so they fucked right off.

 

263 words to date

 

Inevitably they all

[RicardoObviouso]

man.... recap at the end. thats the rule.

 

 

 

actually.. "...so they fucked right off" is the perfect ending... whadda say we start a new story?

Edited May 1, 2006 by one_trick_pony

[Kyle86]

man.... recap at the end. thats the rule.

 

 

 

actually.. "...so they fucked right off" is the perfect ending... whadda say we start a new story?

i took the time to recap, i can put it wherever i like ;)

 

thanks for playing.

[RicardoObviouso]

i took the time to recap, i can put it wherever i like ;)

 

thanks for playing.

ohhh, you're one of THOSE guys.

[heyrabbit]

engaged in violent

[RicardoObviouso]

sexual activities withmen

 

 

 

 

 

 

(withmen is one word, right?)

[saturnine]

hey, fuck you.

[Ryan44]

said the man

[RicardoObviouso]

in the moon

[Jarrod]

As he grabbed

[betterbutterfly]

a nice piece

 

edit: jarrod beat me to the punch.

Edited May 2, 2006 by betterbutterfly

[Kyle86]

of gluctose fructose

[Ruettiger]

My breasts are