Interview + There's A Matt Good Biography?

[Jane Belinda Smith]

  the old guy said:

I'm gonna write my biography right now....ahem...

 

Too much too soon, doesn't know doesn't care. Lucky bastard.

 

Thank you, thank you very much.

Is that it? Where's the juicy stuff? ;)

[the old guy]

  Jane Belinda Smith said:

Is that it? Where's the juicy stuff? ;)

There was none....

Edited November 30, 2008 by the old guy

[the old guy]

Oh, you wanna hear about the time I shagged that midget tranny crack- whore in Matts bunk on the bus???

 

 

 

....not gonna happen.

[JRaw72]

  the old guy said:

Age happens. Grow up.

I didn't mean that as a bad thing! He was WAY too skinny back in the day. I think he looks alot healthier.

[mrs jesus]

  the old guy said:

Oh, you wanna hear about the time I shagged that midget tranny crack- whore in Matts bunk on the bus???

 

 

 

....not gonna happen.

you know, that's not the way you referred to me while we were giggling about befouling matt's bunk.

[the old guy]

  mrs jesus said:

you know, that's not the way you referred to me while we were giggling about befouling matt's bunk.

Ha!!! Gotcha there!!! I don't giggle....

...and we didn't have a bus when we were in Texas. ;)

[mrs jesus]

you were hammered, don't act like you remember.

[the old guy]

Me??? Hammered??? Naw...

Bet you don't know what hotel we were in...

[Jane Belinda Smith]

  the old guy said:

Oh, you wanna hear about the time I shagged that midget tranny crack- whore in Matts bunk on the bus???

 

 

 

....not gonna happen.

pant....pant....oh....yeahhh....OMFG....tell, telll you f*cking tease... juice, juice, please (phwoaaaarrrhhh). ;) :angry: :angry: :angry: (8)

Tell....

[mrs jesus]

true. but if it had more than one pillow and a working television i'm sure it was classier than the crackhouse i rolled out of.

[the old guy]

  Jane Belinda Smith said:

pant....pant....oh....yeahhh....OMFG....tell, telll you f*cking tease... juice, juice, please (phwoaaaarrrhhh). :angry: :angry: :angry: (8) (8)

Tell....

;) I think you just did...

[the old guy]

  mrs jesus said:

true. but if it had more than one pillow and a working television i'm sure it was classier than the crackhouse i rolled out of.

The cocksmokers at the bar were sellin' me Molson Golden at import price even though it's brewed in West Virginia.

[mrs jesus]

isn't molson canadian beer?

[the old guy]

  mrs jesus said:

isn't molson canadian beer?

Yes. But The Radison was selling it at an import price.

[mrs jesus]

so you were in canada and your own country was selling you your own beer at an import price?

 

i can't believe YOU have confused ME.

[the old guy]

  mrs jesus said:

so you were in canada and your own country was selling you your own beer at an import price?

 

i can't believe YOU have confused ME.

Go back and read my posts ya' bozo... I said Texas, Austin to be specific...The Radison on Congress Street....you know ,by the bridge with all the bats.

[Crusader]

texas has bats?

[the old guy]

  Crusader said:

texas has bats?

Apparently, yup.And lots of 'em.

[mrs jesus]

haha. sorry. i didn't realize you were still talking about texas.

 

anyway, yes anton, we have bats. they're pretty common. and i've never been to austin.

Edited November 30, 2008 by mrs jesus

[the old guy]

  mrs jesus said:

haha. sorry. i didn't realize you were still talking about texas.

 

anyway, yes anton, we have bats. they're pretty common. and i've never been to austin.

AHA!!!!! Myth de-bunked!!! ;)

[mrs jesus]

or maybe i'm lying.

 

THE BORED WILL NEVER KNOW.

[caseywb14]

Has anybody out there bought the unauthorized

[hum-an-ole]

there's already a thread about this

[ToadMan]

Simple search tends to disagree with you.

 

I would have to say that Matt himself says the biography can't be very good. According to his blog nobody close to him, nor he himself where interviewed for a biography.

[Crusader]

I merged the thread actually. MG also posted that on the first page of this post.