Hatred

[mrs jesus]

Steve Perry says:

Have you ever peed on anyone?

 

rather dashing says:

no

 

rather dashing says:

that's disgusting

 

Steve Perry says:

What if it were someone you dislike?

 

rather dashing says:

no

 

rather dashing says:

if i had a dick, i'd pee on everything

 

rather dashing says:

but i don't

 

Steve Perry says:

Why would you if you had a weiner?

 

rather dashing says:

because i've never had one before and being able to pee anywhere without having to sit or wipe would be so exciting

 

Steve Perry says:

Wipe?

 

Steve Perry says:

Seriously?

 

rather dashing says:

um

 

rather dashing says:

shut up

 

Steve Perry says:

Man, that's lame.

 

Steve Perry says:

You guys pee out of your vaginas, right?

 

rather dashing says:

are you seriously asking me this?

 

Steve Perry says:

Yeah.

 

rather dashing says:

there's a peehole

 

Steve Perry says:

Separate?

 

Steve Perry says:

I'm not really ashamed to have never watched a woman pee before.

 

rather dashing says:

you can't tell where it's coming from anyway and yes it's separate

 

rather dashing says:

ask your mom about it

 

rather dashing says:

you're so weird

 

Steve Perry says:

Probably the best pee benefit of a weiner is that

 

Steve Perry says:

when a penis is erect, it cuts off the urinary functions.

 

Steve Perry says:

So if you have to hold it, theoretically you could just get a boner and that'd be it.

 

rather dashing says:

then how come people can pee when they have a boner?

 

Steve Perry says:

Are you referring to morning wood?

 

Steve Perry says:

Because that's different.

 

rather dashing says:

oh

 

rather dashing says:

how?

 

Steve Perry says:

It's not like a real erection, your brain's not "in the mood" or anything.

 

Steve Perry says:

Your weiner's just engorged with blood of its own accord.

 

Steve Perry says:

This is a good conversation.

[soundless_space]

Damn. Your conversations with Steve Perry are quite different than mine.

[mrs jesus]

that's because we play off each other well. you have to give him something to work with if you want him to shine.

[soundless_space]

Oh, he still shines. We just don't talk about penises and peeing on things.

[mrs jesus]

really well that's good.

[soundless_space]

ARE YOU BEING SARCASTIC?

[mrs jesus]

control your caps lock, lady.

[soundless_space]

Sorry. I couldn't tell.

[marx marvelous]

steve perry is actually a collaborative effort of several people.

[mrs jesus]

did you know the mic actually orbits around him at all times?

[marx marvelous]

steve perry is a chuck norris joke.

[mrs jesus]

so is your mom.

[shade]

I've always wanted to type this in this thread.

 

 

Guilt fed. hatred fed. weakness fed.

It makes me feel ugly.

Im on my knees, Im burning. my piss and moans are human.

I set my head on fire. Im dead inside.

Shit adds up. shit adds up. shit adds up.

Shit adds up at the bottom.

[Azalroth]

fucked up but kinda cool

[soundless_space]

It's Tool, of course it's fucked up.

[Dan #3]

And it has no fucking place in this thread.

[Azalroth]

why not? it talks about hatred...and this is the hatred thread

[shade]

Dan #3 needs his bottle

[Dan #3]

Read the fucking thread before you think you know what you are talking about.

[shade]

haha if you are actually serious this is pretty hilarious.

[Azalroth]

so your saying if I said I HATE those lyrics then it would be ok

[Dan #3]

This thread has absolutely nothing to do about hatred, but people keep trying to make it about it. And I hate that.

[Azalroth]

well I looked at your original post and that what it says to do now

[Dan #3]

The only other person who has the mental capacity to grasp this thread is Christy .

[soundless_space]

Alright then.