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rube says:

oh man i was just checking out your myspace and is that jess girl on the miss alt+tab?

 

rube says:

there

 

dan says:

the one with the whory pictures

 

dan says:

yeah

 

rube says:

she would totally go out with you

 

rube says:

do we hate her? we dont hate her right? we just think its funny?

 

dan says:

we just think it's funny

 

dan says:

she's too dumb to hate, she's like a stupid kitten learning to walk

 

rube says:

haha ya thats what i thought

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Adam...someday you'll be one of the cool kids...well maybe...maybe not

Adam will NEVER be one of the cool kids....

So basically, Adam was never cool, and some people called him loser...that would mean at some point he could end up fucking our sisters, while standing in the shower...

 

Well, not my sisters...but maybe one of yours...

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claptacular says:

vintage dan

 

claptacular says:

you're not even old enough to have anything vintage about you

 

dan says:

christy, please

 

dan says:

i'm unending

 

dan says:

i don't need to be old

 

claptacular says:

hahahaha

 

claptacular says:

you're so gay, i love you

 

dan says:

yes, the fact that i love titties is a clear indicator of my homosexuality

 

claptacular says:

you love titties?

 

dan says:

who doesn't?

 

claptacular says:

true

 

claptacular says:

i love them

 

claptacular says:

i don't think it makes me gay though

 

dan says:

it just means that you enjoy your chest

 

dan says:

shit, if i could have titties, i would

 

dan says:

and that doesn't make me gay either

 

dan says:

or does it?

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claptacular says:

vintage dan

 

claptacular says:

you're not even old enough to have anything vintage about you

 

dan says:

christy, please

 

dan says:

i'm unending

 

dan says:

i don't need to be old

 

claptacular says:

hahahaha

 

claptacular says:

you're so gay, i love you

 

dan says:

yes, the fact that i love titties is a clear indicator of my homosexuality

 

claptacular says:

you love titties?

 

dan says:

who doesn't?

 

claptacular says:

true

 

claptacular says:

i love them

 

claptacular says:

i don't think it makes me gay though

 

dan says:

it just means that you enjoy your chest

 

dan says:

shit, if i could have titties, i would

 

dan says:

and that doesn't make me gay either

 

dan says:

or does it?

claptacular says:

you could have them, if you gained a lot of weight

 

claptacular says:

just something to think about

 

dan says:

those aren't titties

 

dan says:

those are gross, hairy, fat man sacks

 

claptacular says:

are you hairy in the chest?

 

claptacular says:

ahahah

 

claptacular says:

i like that i said hairy IN the chest

 

dan says:

around the nipples, i have hair and around the belly button, leading down

 

claptacular says:

ok then that doesn't really qualify as hairy, buddy

 

dan says:

concurred

 

dan says:

i was just making a generalisation regarding fat man sacks

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claptacular says:

i just completed where you ended

 

claptacular says:

i thought you left out some funny

 

dan says:

i acutally left that out, 'cos i didn't want everyfuckingone to know i have hairy nipples

 

claptacular says:

um

 

dan says:

and you fucking RUINED it

 

claptacular says:

dan

 

claptacular says:

every man that is not 10 has hairy nipples

 

claptacular says:

EVERY MAN

 

dan says:

i'm not 10...

 

claptacular says:

ok then

 

dan says:

did you know

 

dan says:

that i used to shave my nipples

 

dan says:

true story

 

claptacular says:

why?

 

dan says:

because the hair is so wispy

 

dan says:

and long

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