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mrs jesus

mrs jesus

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Dan says:

fyi: newbs think that they can post what they hate in there

 

Dan says:

dumb bastards don't know it's our little place to posts msn snippets

 

gutless, you're gutless says:

goddamn bastard n00bs

 

gutless, you're gutless says:

i know, cuz they're fucking idiotic

 

Dan says:

and i HATE THEM

 

Dan says:

coincidence?

 

gutless, you're gutless says:

i want them GONE!

 

gutless, you're gutless says:

if i were a mod i would screen all n00bs for coolness

 

gutless, you're gutless says:

and if they had the potential to be cooler than me, they're OUTTA THERE

 

gutless, you're gutless says:

but like that happens

 

gutless, you're gutless says:

pffft

 

Dan says:

hahaha

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mrs jesus

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Brandon says:

Don't speak ill of the boner

 

Brandon says:

(it'll hear you)

 

this song makes me feel like a ghost says:

it's not it's own entity

 

Brandon says:

SHHHHH!

 

Brandon says:

Last time somebody said that, it slammed itself into the ocean causing a tsunami

 

Brandon says:

You know, the one that happened in Sri Lanka?

 

Brandon says:

That was all it

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dan says:

stupid fingers

 

your mom says:

let's just chop them off

 

your mom says:

and you can send them to me and they will be a valentine!

 

dan says:

but how would i be able to a) seal the envelope b) put the stamp on c) not bleed to death d) open the mailbox?

 

your mom says:

hmm

 

your mom says:

these are all valid points

 

your mom says:

we can come up with a solution though

 

dan says:

what if i chop off my toes instead, i mean, seriously, what the fuck are they good for?

 

your mom says:

true

 

your mom says:

balance maybe, but who needs balance

 

dan says:

people who walk, and who walk are chumps, chumps i say!

 

your mom says:

that's right, WHEELCHAIRS FOR EVERYONE!

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he played himself, didnt need me to give him hell says:

who the crap ....calls their bf or gf a partner unless youre a fag

 

your mom says: i know!

 

he played himself, didnt need me to give him hell says:

and who the crap cries together

 

your mom says: hahaha

 

he played himself, didnt need me to give him hell says:

that is embarassing

 

your mom says: the only time i can think of crying with someone is like, if someone died

 

he played himself, didnt need me to give him hell says:

i'd be like "uhhh.. this is getting awkward...so bye"

 

he played himself, didnt need me to give him hell says: yeah seriously

 

your mom says: and that's not intimate

 

he played himself, didnt need me to give him hell says: yeah..not so much

 

your mom says: OH GOD THIS IS SO AMAZING WE ARE CRYING TOGETHER BECAUSE YOUR MOM DIED I FEEL SO CLOSE TO YOU

 

he played himself, didnt need me to give him hell says:

LET ME TOUCH YOUR ARM

 

your mom says: haha

 

your mom says: WAIT I WILL WIPE AWAY YOUR TEARS, PARTNER

 

he played himself, didnt need me to give him hell says:

*EMBRACES YOU*

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claptacular says:

i think ... might have finally killed himself, he hasn't posted in his thread in days

 

dan says:

he's actually viewing your new thread

 

dan says:

or

 

dan says:

maybe it's his ghost

 

dan says:

'cos he's so emo and shit, that his soul can never move on, 'cos he needs more torment of not getting laid

 

claptacular says:

oh really?

 

claptacular says:

man

 

claptacular says:

i fucking hate that kid

 

claptacular says:

seriously

 

claptacular says:

if i ever see him i am totally gonna punch him in the eye

 

dan says:

i'll hold him down

 

dan says:

OH WAIT

 

dan says:

i won't have to, 'cos he'll want it 'cos it's the only female contact he'll ever get

 

claptacular says:

true

 

claptacular says:

and i'm gonna be like GUESS WHAT DUDE

 

claptacular says:

YOUR HAIR FUCKING SUCKS

 

dan says:

then he'll start to cry

 

claptacular says:

and then i'll punch him again

 

dan says:

and he'll say; "thank you, may i have another?"

 

dan says:

and just jacking it right there on the floor, covered in his blood

 

dan says:

"is this what sex is?" he'll say

 

claptacular says:

and then he will rush home and blog about it with his blood stickied fingers

 

dan says:

"dear diary, i think i lost my virginity today. i didn't realise that it was painful."

 

claptacular says:

'here is a picture of a random person that was standing in the crowd watching. i was definitely getting a good vibe from her'

 

dan says:

"dear diary, today i stepped on a girl's foot on the bus. i think that i have a chance with her."

 

claptacular says:

'when she told me to fuck off i think she actually meant fuck me now'

 

dan says:

"the guy next to her punched me in the eye, like christy did last week. dear diary, does that mean i'm bi-curious?"

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claptacular says:

awww, dan, we entertained sean with our hatred

 

claptacular says:

<3

 

dan says:

yeah i saw that

 

dan says:

it's 'cos we rule

 

claptacular says:

i know

 

claptacular says:

by warming HIS heart, MY heart was actually warmed

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