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dan says:

i've been told, by the missus, that you're being dirty and that i must attack

 

dan says:

so, here goes

 

dan says:

um

 

dan says:

that was it

 

dan says:

you don't seem affected

 

dan says:

ARE YOU GODZILLA?

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Beth - wannabe says:

whatever. do you actually want to do this with your life or does someone else? you're always trying to please

 

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i think i want to go into academia

 

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at least that is my feeling this week

 

Beth - wannabe says:

i just don't see you as the academia type

 

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why u dont thik im serious enough

 

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thats ok though

 

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everyone has right to their own opinions

 

Beth - wannabe says:

i mean, if you were precepting, you wouldn't be the eager little beaver. they would be trying to please you.

 

Beth - wannabe says:

who would you have to please, then?

 

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ummm

 

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my boss?

 

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the university?

 

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lol

 

Beth - wannabe says:

ok, as long as you have someone to suck up to, maybe you can do it

 

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u know being in academia isnt a cake job

 

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u are required to publish, serve on committeees, teach

 

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_____'s main job is to bring in money to the university, serve on a million committees, teach, and precept

 

Beth - wannabe says:

i know that. i just don't see you doing that. i don't know

 

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thats cool

 

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no hurt feelings

 

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what do u see me doing

 

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working at cvs?

 

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i could always become a pharmacy recruiter

 

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that could be fun

 

Beth - wannabe says:

probably not because that would be alot of standing and stuff

 

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cause u think im lazy

 

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great

 

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lol

 

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so apparently u see me doing no work

 

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lol

 

Beth - wannabe says:

well, i didn't want to say it

 

 

What I really wanted to tell her is that I think she's a lazy kiss ass and she isn't smart enough. But, I still have to put up with her for the rest of the school year, so I thought it wise not to. Hatred and Rage

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Steve Perry says:

So, how many abortions have you had?

 

Steve Perry says:

2?

 

Linda Tripp says:

what?

 

Linda Tripp says:

none

 

Linda Tripp says:

why weren't YOU aborted?

 

Steve Perry says:

I was persistent.

 

Steve Perry says:

Also I was a test tube baby, I don't think they abort us.

 

Linda Tripp says:

if i had a baby i would probably send it to you in a box with holes punched in it and no return address

 

Steve Perry says:

It would be raised to exact revenge.

 

Steve Perry says:

And with cybernetic implants.

 

Linda Tripp says:

fine

 

Steve Perry says:

And silicone implants.

 

Linda Tripp says:

i don't care what you do with your child

 

Linda Tripp says:

tell it you are its mother AND its father

 

Steve Perry says:

That's a good idea.

 

Steve Perry says:

I can just tell it I'm THE CREATOR.

 

Steve Perry says:

And she'll have switchblade claws.

 

Linda Tripp says:

how do you know it will be a she?

 

Linda Tripp says:

maybe it will be a he

 

Linda Tripp says:

not that it wouldn't turn INTO a she, being raised by you

 

Steve Perry says:

It would be your daughter, biologically.

 

Steve Perry says:

Considering your domineering personality, I don't see any Y chromosomes being shot into your uterus.

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Steve Perry says:

You know what we should raise?

 

Steve Perry says:

Baby chickens.

 

claptacular says:

and painted turtles?

 

Steve Perry says:

Yes.

 

Steve Perry says:

But in separate lots.

 

Steve Perry says:

The turtles need a miniature farm with tiny silos and barns and stuff just for them.

 

claptacular says:

yes! oh i can see this

 

claptacular says:

what do we do with the chickens when they're grown?

 

claptacular says:

we don't have to kill them do we?

 

Steve Perry says:

Nope.

 

Steve Perry says:

We keep them for eggs until they die of natural causes.

 

claptacular says:

ok

 

Steve Perry says:

Or in war.

 

claptacular says:

but i don't eat eggs so you are gonna have to eat a lot

 

Steve Perry says:

The eggs turn into more baby chickens.

 

claptacular says:

oh

 

claptacular says:

OHHHH

 

claptacular says:

that's RIGHT

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claptacular says:

what is up with the dumb slut you were gonna make it with?

 

claptacular says:

YES I SAID MAKE IT

 

dan says:

oh god

 

dan says:

you know how i'm a nerd?

 

dan says:

well

 

dan says:

here's a tale off how fucking lame i am

 

dan says:

i have it all planned out, dinner and a movie, yes, lame date, whatever, and so we set it for the weekend

 

dan says:

weekend comes and i buy Angel Season Five on DVD and spend the whole fucking weekend watching it at my friends' house

 

dan says:

sunday afternoon rolls around and i go: "i think i had a date this weekend"

 

dan says:

so yeah, that's how that went

 

claptacular says:

hahahahha

 

claptacular says:

wow

 

claptacular says:

are you sure you're not james?

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claptacular says:

i re-read that whole thread AGAIN the last time i bumped it

 

claptacular says:

it's seriously funny

 

claptacular says:

well, our posts are, anyway

 

claptacular says:

there's a couple from james in there where i was like aww puddin, you try so hard to be funny!

 

dan says:

i know, we're so fucking awesome

 

dan says:

hahahahaha

 

dan says:

you know what

 

dan says:

fuck it

 

dan says:

i'm back

 

dan says:

i miss the good old day so of The Bored

 

claptacular says:

i know!

 

dan says:

let's bring 'em back

 

dan says:

and you can post that in the hatred thread

 

dan says:

'cos i can't right now

 

dan says:

stupid one hour rule

 

claptacular says:

i know, that thing pisses me off

 

dan says:

stupid anton and his squint eyes

 

dan says:

/me huggles rascism

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