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I Want To Be Tucker Max When I Grow Up.

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i wanted to be a trucker, but a guy i know who's a trucker said he'd kick my ass because i could do better, and he's a very, very big guy.


And by big, i mean huge. his chest is almost two of my chests and his arms are like 5 of mine. and he's like 6'5...

I decided on being a history teacher.

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i hitchhiked a few hundred KM this summer, with my anal virginity intact.


I just carry a needle and say "Hey man, thanks for the drive! I'll give you a free hit if you want, if you're comfortable sharing with an HIV positive cat like myself."

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