Speaking Of Pirates

[Sparq]

Huzzah! There are few things I enjoy more than pillage and the spoils of war.

[bishopx]

I knew you'd come on board.

 

Shiri can be the Minister Of Lesbianic Affairs...

 

Tracy can be the Entertainment Minister...for obvious reasons.

[Shiri]

I do not wish to limit myself only to lesbians, so I should be the Minister Of Women Affairs and I'm in.

[bishopx]

Minister Of Women's Affairs it is then. You'll also be responsible for keeping Anton's Harem replenished, and making sure that only the fat ugly ones, are sent to Adam. He's our Minister of Sarcasm.

[ecnarf]

No, Bishop, don't put any REAL effort into founding this country - if God had wanted us to form our own country he'd have miracled us there by now.

[bishopx]

Introducing, Adam our Minister of Sarcasm...applause and large women for him everyone.

[ecnarf]

Never thought I'd see a black guy suggesting that I sleep with the belugas.

[bishopx]

Hey, they don't fit on my plate, I like my meals light...It's dirty job, and you're the man to do it.

[ecnarf]

You know me. I gut 'em and use their blubber to heat my dorm room.

[bishopx]

A man's gotta do, who a man's gotta do. And on that note, I'm going home.

[Crusader]

Are we talking about whaling? My physics teacher in highschool was a whaler.

[bishopx]

We're talking about Adam's enjoyment of mounting humpbacks and sticking it in their blowholes

[Azalroth]

No, Bishop, don't put any REAL effort into founding this country - if God had wanted us to form our own country he'd have miracled us there by now.

Nice use of a Full Metal Jacket quote...

 

 

We're talking about Adam's enjoyment of mounting humpbacks and sticking it in their blowholes

 

Chuck it in the butt?

[bishopx]

Only if he has to use a pulley to get them into his room. The man has his standards

[Sparq]

I just got e-mail from a small-time arms merchant, suggesting that my coast guard will be unable to deal with the rising threat of pirates without their corrosion-treated, polygonal-rifled barrels gracing the business end of my .50 cal machine guns.

 

I must have made my way on to a mailing list somewhere :\

[Azalroth]

I'd hire Sparq as a Mercenary to assisinate(sp) the so called "King Sexypants"

I would go half with you, and would even allow you to be King. We could have Sparq be the Secretary Of Defense, and I could be the Secretary Of State/Homeland Security. Our first order of business would be to declare war on some little Oil Producing Country and take them over, to generate revenue.

 

 

We would outlaw the watching of Porno Movies called "Butt Pirates" with taglines like "In The Butt, No One Can Hear You Arrrr!!!"

So I just realized....what my title?

[Sparq]

Well, they say the most shrewed and intelligent person always rises to second in command.

[bishopx]

Az shall be the head of our Intelligence Section, for obvious reasons.

[Sparq]

He's expendable?

[bishopx]

That could be a good reason, but more likely because, he will know where all of the bodies are buried.

[Azalroth]

Dear god I'm lost....why would I know where the bodies are?

[bishopx]

Because that's what the Intelligence Czar knows...

[Azalroth]

Ah....ok works for me

[bishopx]

That's the spirit....we must now come up with a name for our country.

[Azalroth]

Petoria?

 

Boredaria?