Would You Rather?

[sodamntired]

* Be 15 minutes late to everything, or be an hour early to everything? From Copas

-- I'm always early, so i'll go with the hour one.

* Be Captain of the Enterprise, or have your own Klingon? From Zane

-- The Enterprise

* Drink an ounce of Jessica Alba's urine in order to sleep with her, or not? From Patrick

-- um....no?

* Be a parapalegic who can see, or a blind person who can walk? From brown

-- blind person who can walk

* Be able to communicate with all animals, or be able to read the minds of the opposite sex? From Mickey

-- the opposite sex one...definetly

* Need more allowance, or eat Killer Tofu? From Nick

-- what?

* Make it rain, or invest your money so that your family can be financially secure? From Jeff

-- the second one

* Have sex with the 18 year old Britney Spears only one time, or the present day Britney Spears whenever you feel like it? From Dustin

-- never found Britney that attractive.

* Be James Bond for a day, or be Hugh Hefner for a day? From Phil

-- James Bond for a day.

Edited March 14, 2008 by sodamntired

[Jarrod]

* Be 15 minutes late to everything, or be an hour early to everything? From Copas

-- I hate being late, so early

* Be Captain of the Enterprise, or have your own Klingon? From Zane

-- The Enterprise

* Drink an ounce of Jessica Alba's urine in order to sleep with her, or not? From Patrick

--Really, Jessica Alba isn't that hot

* Be a parapalegic who can see, or a blind person who can walk? From brown

-- I'd rather see

* Be able to communicate with all animals, or be able to read the minds of the opposite sex? From Mickey

-- Opposite sex.

* Need more allowance, or eat Killer Tofu? From Nick

-- I'll go for allowance

* Make it rain, or invest your money so that your family can be financially secure? From Jeff

-- In vest my money

* Have sex with the 18 year old Britney Spears only one time, or the present day Britney Spears whenever you feel like it? From Dustin

-- She's never been attractive

* Be James Bond for a day, or be Hugh Hefner for a day? From Phil

-- James Bond. Atleast I wouldn't have to pop viagra to get it up.

[Crusader]

* Be 15 minutes late to everything, or be an hour early to everything? From Copas

-- Late.

* Be Captain of the Enterprise, or have your own Klingon? From Zane

-- The Enterprise

* Drink an ounce of Jessica Alba's urine in order to sleep with her, or not? From Patrick

-- no she's a bitch and pregnant.

* Be a parapalegic who can see, or a blind person who can walk? From brown

-- blind

* Be able to communicate with all animals, or be able to read the minds of the opposite sex? From Mickey

-- this is tricky, but i'd have to say animals.

* Need more allowance, or eat Killer Tofu? From Nick

-- allowance

* Make it rain, or invest your money so that your family can be financially secure? From Jeff

-- Invest my money

* Have sex with the 18 year old Britney Spears only one time, or the present day Britney Spears whenever you feel like it? From Dustin

-- 18 year old.

* Be James Bond for a day, or be Hugh Hefner for a day? From Phil

-- James Bond. the sean connery version

[Ravenous megin-sane]

* Be 15 minutes late to everything, or be an hour early to everything? From Copas

--i'm late for everything already, so i'll go with that.

* Be Captain of the Enterprise, or have your own Klingon? From Zane

-- is this a star trek question?

* Drink an ounce of Jessica Alba's urine in order to sleep with her, or not? From Patrick

-- not.

* Be a parapalegic who can see, or a blind person who can walk? From brown

-- a blind person who can walk

* Be able to communicate with all animals, or be able to read the minds of the opposite sex? From Mickey

-- it's easy enough to understand animals, but i know little about the male mind. granted, it'd probably just piss me off 'cause they're pretty retarded in most mojorities

* Need more allowance, or eat Killer Tofu? From Nick

-- i don't understand this... i want/need both

* Make it rain, or invest your money so that your family can be financially secure? From Jeff

-- money money money

* Have sex with the 18 year old Britney Spears only one time, or the present day Britney Spears whenever you feel like it? From Dustin

-- probably 18 yr old britney... but ask me again when i don't get regular sex

* Be James Bond for a day, or be Hugh Hefner for a day? From Phil

-- james bond, i guess

[decomposinglight]

* Be 15 minutes late to everything, or be an hour early to everything? From Copas

-- I would rather be an hour early, but that's not gonna happen. I'm usually 5-10 minutes late.

* Be Captain of the Enterprise, or have your own Klingon? From Zane

-- The Enterprise

* Drink an ounce of Jessica Alba's urine in order to sleep with her, or not? From Patrick

-- I don't really want to sleep with her, but an ounce of urine isn't that much.

* Be a parapalegic who can see, or a blind person who can walk? From brown

-- Blind person who can walk. Blind people can do all sort of stuff - take David Patterson for example, he can play mean basketball and be Lieutenant Gov. of NY.

* Be able to communicate with all animals, or be able to read the minds of the opposite sex? From Mickey

-- Reading the minds of the opposite sex would annoy me too much. I feel like I already understand men too much. I want to be Doctor Doolittle!

* Need more allowance, or eat Killer Tofu? From Nick

-- Uhm. I wish I got an allowance, and I don't like tofu.

* Make it rain, or invest your money so that your family can be financially secure? From Jeff

-- Investing is better than raining; why the fuck would I want that?

* Have sex with the 18 year old Britney Spears only one time, or the present day Britney Spears whenever you feel like it? From Dustin

-- 18 year old Brittany. Yucky yucky now.

* Be James Bond for a day, or be Hugh Hefner for a day? From Phil

-- James Bond. Fuck yea.

[bishopx]

* Be 15 minutes late to everything, or be an hour early to everything? From Copas

-- I would rather be an hour early, because I usually am.

* Be Captain of the Enterprise, or have your own Klingon? From Zane

-- The Enterprise, but it would have to be the 1701D, Dr. Crusher and Troi were the hot deliciousness.

* Drink an ounce of Jessica Alba's urine in order to sleep with her, or not? From Patrick

-- I don't really find her attractive enough for that.

* Be a parapalegic who can see, or a blind person who can walk? From brown

-- Blind person who can walk. Three names to explain why: Ray Charles, Jeff Healey, and Stevie Wonder

* Be able to communicate with all animals, or be able to read the minds of the opposite sex? From Mickey

-- Animals, then I would have an army to do my bidding

* Need more allowance, or eat Killer Tofu? From Nick

-- Killer Tofu, I don't get an allowance

* Make it rain, or invest your money so that your family can be financially secure? From Jeff

-- Investing is better than rain any day?

* Have sex with the 18 year old Britney Spears only one time, or the present day Britney Spears whenever you feel like it? From Dustin

-- Neither, I never found her attractive.

* Be James Bond for a day, or be Hugh Hefner for a day? From Phil

-- James Bond of course, he get's higher quality, more intelligent chicks than Hef, who the hell wants to wake up to an idiot, or three. Besides James drives an Aston...so must I.

[Prometheon]

God, that formatting is disgusting. Slops on sodamntired for not cleaning it up, and slops on everyone else for just copying it. I haven't read most of these for that very reason. Hopefully this looks better:

 

Be 15 minutes late to everything, or be an hour early to everything?

 

Waiting around for an hour would suck, so even though I'm usually early, I'd need to choose being late for this one.

 

Be Captain of the Enterprise, or have your own Klingon?

 

"Have my own" Klingon? I don't condone slavery or ownership.

 

Drink an ounce of Jessica Alba's urine in order to sleep with her, or not?

 

Honestly, if no one would know about the urine thing, being able to say "I slept with Jessica Alba" is pretty powerful stuff. But if it were in front of me I'd probably sing a different tune.

 

Be a parapalegic who can see, or a blind person who can walk?

 

Definitely blind. I like movement.

 

Be able to communicate with all animals, or be able to read the minds of the opposite sex?

 

Mind reading is definitely more powerful and practical. I could use it to seduce Jessica Alba without needing to drink her urine. With that said, the animal thing may actually be the better choice, because you could train animals a lot easier and maybe end up being super rich because you have a sweet Vegas show...

 

Have sex with the 18 year old Britney Spears only one time, or the present day Britney Spears whenever you feel like it?

 

Meg's answer was perfect. Two weeks ago I would have chosen the second one, but I'm currently bordering on over-sexed, so I'd choose the Britney in her prime.

 

Be James Bond for a day, or be Hugh Hefner for a day?

Neither. I'm not skilled enough to perform as James Bond without dying, and Hugh Hefner is old.

 

That's the thing with these questions. Some are fucking stupid. When people say "communicate with animals" they assume the animals will talk just like people. But animals are dumb. And if you could "be" James Bond or Hefner, do they mean like...a guest in their head, or just your own mind in their body and circumstances? It's not well thought out.

 

If you were James Bond for a day you'd probably fucking die, because you lack all of his skills and training. And if you could talk to animals, what use would it be if 95% of them only had "food! sex! scared...climb tree!" to say?

Edited March 14, 2008 by Prometheon

[Lauren]

* Be 15 minutes late to everything, or be an hour early to everything? From Copas

-- i couldnt imagine missing the bus every morning (assuming the powers that be would make you late for anything that has a time attached to it). i would be a very angry person... so i'd rather be early.

* Be Captain of the Enterprise, or have your own Klingon? From Zane

-- captain, and then retire and loaf.

* Drink an ounce of Jessica Alba's urine in order to sleep with her, or not? From Patrick

-- if tis was someone i was actually attracted to, them i would consider it

* Be a parapalegic who can see, or a blind person who can walk? From brown

-- parapalegic who could walk. i LOVE sight. i love being able to walk but i like laying down more.

* Be able to communicate with all animals, or be able to read the minds of the opposite sex? From Mickey

-- opposite sex

* Need more allowance, or eat Killer Tofu? From Nick

-- i would feel bad taking money from my parents, so tofu

* Make it rain, or invest your money so that your family can be financially secure? From Jeff

-- stupid question.

* Have sex with the 18 year old Britney Spears only one time, or the present day Britney Spears whenever you feel like it? From Dustin

-- 18 year old

* Be James Bond for a day, or be Hugh Hefner for a day? From Phil

-- chillin james bond, not in-action james bond. thats too much.

[RicardoObviouso]

late

enterprise

drink

blind

animals

allowance

rain

present day

bond

[decomposinglight]

slops on everyone else for just copying it....

 

That's the thing with these questions. Some are fucking stupid. When people say "communicate with animals" they assume the animals will talk just like people. But animals are dumb. And if you could "be" James Bond or Hefner, do they mean like...a guest in their head, or just your own mind in their body and circumstances? It's not well thought out.

 

If you were James Bond for a day you'd probably fucking die, because you lack all of his skills and training. And if you could talk to animals, what use would it be if 95% of them only had "food! sex! scared...climb tree!" to say?

The fact that we just copied them the way they were and also didn't outwardly question the context (although we may have thought it) probably stems from our laziness and want to just take a quiz out of boredom. ;)

 

As per the animals, you're right. And even if you could hear them and they could understand you, who knows if they would be intelligent enough to do what you say? Or what if they were just being ornery and didn't want to? You'd have to make them do it by force, which puts you in the same place as someone who can't talk to animals. It really wouldn't benefit you at all, that I know of, but it would be kinda cool.

 

And I was assuming that you're a guest in their head - you have all of the same skills and knowledge so you could carry out their deeds, but it's your memory and your consciousness. That would be the most badass way to be someone for a day, anyway.

 

who the hell wants to wake up to an idiot, or three.

I don't know how he does it. And none of them are even that hot.

[bishopx]

I'm with you on that one, D-Lite. But hey, the man likes what he likes...

[Doormat]

People are just saying what they think others like to hear.

 

(This may conclude that I would drink).

[bishopx]

Not everyone...the questions are pretty one dimensional, forcing some of us to be fairly creative.

[decomposinglight]

I don't really see a reason to answer the questions in a lying manner to be conventional or go with the crowd... *shrug*

[bishopx]

Exactly, they are pretty straight forward questions. Some of us aren't sheep

[decomposinglight]

Baaaaaa.

 

 

They're RACIN'!!

[bishopx]

I'm laughing so hard that I just fired hot tea out of my nose.

 

That was perfect D-Lite

[decomposinglight]

;) Now your nose hair is nice and steamy.

[bishopx]

*laughing hysterically*

 

That was good.