Stuck At A Family Bbq

[Crusader]

What to do?

 

Items: basketball, wrapping paper, swiffer mop, roll of carpet.

 

Task: Create fun activity.

 

Prize: 400NF$

 

Entries: 1) basketball wrapped in wrapping paper, play hockey.

2) Throw basketball, swiffer mop and somebody's nads and then wrap said person in wrapping paper.

[Guest apsham]

Lift the carpet, clean under it with the swiffer mop so that you have a clean surface on which to lay the basketball, which is to be wrapped as a present for me.

[ecnarf]

Sodomize your most hated cousin with the swiffer mop.

[Ravenous megin-sane]

wrap one of the kids in wrapping paper until they cannot see. then, continuously bounce the basketball off their head.

 

after this, you can use the swiffer to clean up the blood. some of the blood is bound to stain, this is where the roll of carpet comes into play.

cover the blood with it and maybe even the child too.

[Lauren]

i think meg wins.

[Kyle86]

First you need to use the basketball to knock someone unconscious. Of course being a basketball this would take more than just a mere whack on the head but a full on repeated dribble. Luckly you have a basket ball so dribbling is not out of the rhealm of possibility.

 

Second, unroll the carpet, place the victim in said carpet then re-roll it with the victim inside.

 

Next, practice your oragami swan skills with the wrapping paper until the victim regains consciousness.

 

Lastly, repeatedly poke the victim with the swiffer as he/she is wrapped in a carpet and very unable to move.

[Ravenous megin-sane]

i think meg wins.

aw, thanks lauren

[ecnarf]

Clearly, my idea is the best.

[Ravenous megin-sane]

LAUREN HAS SPOKEN.

 

 

it's all up to anton now

[Lauren]

who stays up til two in the morning? me, meg and adam.

[Ravenous megin-sane]

i was just thinking that only the coolest of cats stay up on the bored till at least 2 lol

[Lauren]

i have no reason to go to bed at a reasonable time.

 

 

i will find a cool picture and myspace comment it to you.

[Ravenous megin-sane]

are we friends on myspace?

[Lauren]

i think so. i went to comment on your myspace and it told me that it sent you an invitation to be my friend even though i didn't tell it to.

 

 

edit: we are not yet myspace friends.

Edited June 25, 2006 by Lauren

[Ravenous megin-sane]

oh thats weird. i'll check it out.

 

ps - i didn't get it

pps - got it!

Edited June 25, 2006 by Ravenous megin-sane

[Lauren]

now we are myspace friends.

[Ravenous megin-sane]

how many people do you think we're pissing off with this thread?

[matrix]

Not me that's for sure, because as we speak, I'm editing myspace. Cool eh?

[Ravenous megin-sane]

omgz! lyke, add me!

 

www.myspace.com/youprayforthesheep

[silentshadow]

Fill the basketball with nails and tell the kiddies to place it in the BBQ pit and to whatch it very closely. Then just sit back and enjoy the show as small childred are nailguned to a carpet which you just happened to place behind them. Then, soak the swiffer in bleach and scrub their dirty little faces until it's nap time.

[Ravenous megin-sane]

that is really morbid

[silentshadow]

life always is,

 

I never said wether they die or not gosh!

 

Ok mabey scrubbing with the bleach is taking it too far.

[matrix]

Meg, I have two myspace accounts, so I'll add you to both, and as far as morbid, didn't your idea have blood?

 

edit: Not that there's anything wrong with that.

Edited June 25, 2006 by matrix

[Shiri]

I'm going with Meg's idea.

[Guest apsham]

Fill the basketball with nails and tell the kiddies to place it in the BBQ pit and to whatch it very closely. Then just sit back and enjoy the show as small childred are nailguned to a carpet which you just happened to place behind them. Then, soak the swiffer in bleach and scrub their dirty little faces until it's nap time.

HE DIDN'T SAY HE HAD NAILS.