Top Five...

[RicardoObviouso]

chris, the last infiniti i liked was the QX45, basically the upscale version of the popular pathfinder of the same era/body style. i think the last good year was 2003 then they completely revamped it and now it looks like a minivan. '01-'03 certified-used go for less than $35g, but certified or not, i dont like buying used cars.

chad, the RX from lexus isnt bad, but it reminds me of the buick rendezvous and the acura mdx. i will NOT buy a hybrid vehicle until they're mandatory, although there is ONE car being produced, called the tesla roadster... orders are still being taken for this car that runes purely on electricity, and its 230ft lbs of torque are available at 0 RPM, PLUS it looks like a lotus with more room. long story short, its a fuckin little rocket (theres an article all about it on ROBB Report). its less than $100g so if i can get an order in, i will be kissing the bimmer goodbye. although i told myself i would never spend a hundred grand on a car until after i turned 30.

 

the very worst part about my decision right now is that my girlfriend is obsessed with toyota and she adamant on trying out the new FJ Cruiser.

Edited November 2, 2006 by hot_carl

[ecnarf]

Well, he's obviously not concerned about the price.

Just because you're rich doesn't mean you have to waste money.

 

I like the looks of those FJ cruisers, though. Thing is, in a few months' time they're going to be pretty ubiquitous.

[RicardoObviouso]

i thought it was a distastfully customized hummer H3 the first time i saw it

[ecnarf]

The first time I saw it was in the newspaper, so I didn't have that problem.

 

As I remember, Toyota had them go through a bunch of off-road obstacles for the road test. Mad hill climbing skills.

[RicardoObviouso]

either way its ugly and the only way it will show up in my driveway is if i get refused sex.

[ecnarf]

Be careful what you say, man.

[RicardoObviouso]

i'm trying to do this negative reinforcement thing. every time she sees one, i tell her a sad story about something that might make her cry, like stillborns or her dad having a heart attack.

 

 

eventually she'll hate them.

[ecnarf]

If you want her to hate them, drug her and take her to a secluded hut out in the mountains. Then alternate showing pictures of the JF cruiser and...

 

-suffocation by placing a plastic bag over her head

-electrical shocks

-heat burns

 

The plastic bag works nicely because it cuts off oxygen to the brain.

[RicardoObviouso]

thats pretty fuckin elaborate. you're like mr. wolfe from pulp fiction.

 

except you dont say funny things like "lets not suck each other cock's just yet"

[ecnarf]

I could if you wanted me to.

 

I saw that movie but have no recollection of who Mr. Wolfe is. Was he the owner of the pawn shop?

[RicardoObviouso]

no he was the guy who came to jimmy's house (quentin) to help clean up the mess in the car. you know when vincent is talking to the dude in the backseat and accidently blows his head off? mr. wolfe, he solves problems, drove the NSX.

[Prometheon]

Ooo, here's a good one. Top 5 Excercises:

 

1. Bench Press

2. Squat

3. Clean and Press

4. Rows

5. Deadlifts (only listed so low because my form is shitty on them...)

[RicardoObviouso]

it wasnt that good.

[ecnarf]

no he was the guy who came to jimmy's house (quentin) to help clean up the mess in the car. you know when vincent is talking to the dude in the backseat and accidently blows his head off? mr. wolfe, he solves problems, drove the NSX.

I'll solve your girlfriend wanting an FJ problem if you give me an NSX.

[Prometheon]

Well not im comparison to Pulp Fiction, no.

 

Top 5 Lines from Pulp Fiction (paraphrased, as I don't know them verbatim):

 

1. That's a daaaaaamn tasty burger. Mind if I sample some of your beverage to wash down this delicious burga? and

1. (tied)You know what they call a Quarter Pounder with cheese in France? Royale with Cheese.

2. Lets not suck each other's cocks just yet.

3. It ain't in the same ballpark! It's not even the same fucking sport! Would you give a dude a foot massage?

4. I really don't know. Probavly a conversation with Hunny Bunny and her husband.

[RicardoObviouso]

better... closer.... warmer

 

 

my list

 

5. (bruce willis in the cab, cab driver asks him what his name "butch" means:) I'm American, honey. Our names don't mean shit.

4. if you give that nimrod fifteen hundred dollars i'm gonna shoot him on general principle

3. don't be tellin' me about foot massages. I'm the foot fuckin' master.

2. am i a ********? are we in inglewood? no... you're in my home. white people who know the difference between good shit and bad shit, this is the house they come to.

1. let's not start sucking each other's cocks just yet.

[Some Random]

chris, the last infiniti i liked was the QX45, basically the upscale version of the popular pathfinder of the same era/body style. i think the last good year was 2003 then they completely revamped it and now it looks like a minivan. '01-'03 certified-used go for less than $35g, but certified or not, i dont like buying used cars.

chad, the RX from lexus isnt bad, but it reminds me of the buick rendezvous and the acura mdx. i will NOT buy a hybrid vehicle until they're mandatory, although there is ONE car being produced, called the tesla roadster... orders are still being taken for this car that runes purely on electricity, and its 230ft lbs of torque are available at 0 RPM, PLUS it looks like a lotus with more room. long story short, its a fuckin little rocket (theres an article all about it on ROBB Report). its less than $100g so if i can get an order in, i will be kissing the bimmer goodbye. although i told myself i would never spend a hundred grand on a car until after i turned 30.

 

the very worst part about my decision right now is that my girlfriend is obsessed with toyota and she adamant on trying out the new FJ Cruiser.

that's how little i know about cars. there would be no upscale infiniti version of the 4runner cuz infiniti part of nissan, not toyota. lexus...upscale totota=lexus. anyhoo...

[RicardoObviouso]

exactly. the 4runner and the pathfinder are so similar anyways, i dont blame you.

[matrix]

The Tesla Roadster is a sweet car. I saw an article about it in Rolling Stone, and have looked it up since. Intersting side note, Tesla Motors was named after electical engineer, Nikola Tesla. He did a lot of innovations in the field in the late 1800's and early 1900's. He seemed to have been overshadowed by Edison, who it seems, didn't do as much work.

 

Back to at hand...

 

Here are your standard features:

 

Twin airbag, seat belt retractors

4 wheel ABS

Traction Control

Cruise Control

Central door locking

Alarm & Immobilizer

Homelink

Edited November 4, 2006 by matrix

[RicardoObviouso]

all that fuckin info and not a single picture to show all the other interested nfers

[mrs jesus]

top 5 things to do when you are drunk at the bar but you are antisocial so you want to put off a leave me the fuck alone vibe so that old men don't ask you to dance to eminem and drunk mexicans don't tell you they can teach you some things in the bed that you surely don't already know:

 

ask the bartender if he's wearing underwear because he has holes in his pants and you can see that he isn't

practice napkin folds with bev naps

smoke half a pack of menthols because inside you're black

blow your tip money on megatouch

put a hex on all the people doing karaoke

[matrix]

all that fuckin info and not a single picture to show all the other interested nfers

I really didn't find a picture that suited how good it looked. But here you go anyway...

 

 

 

[Ryan44]

i have never heard of this car before, but when u siad it was an electric tihng. i thought.....eww. but its sexy. i like it.

 

i think it kinda just kinda looks like a ferrari mixed with a corvette z06

[ecnarf]

What's wrong with it being electric?

 

Electricity has constant torque. Know what that means?

[Some Random]

the back looks terrible (not pictured above, but it does).