Strange Concoctions

[somnambulist]

Only thing that goes near my cottage cheese is salt.

[Ravenous megin-sane]

oh god....

 

melted cheese makes me want to vomit

[somnambulist]

Cottage cheese isn't melted.

[Muran]

Duuuude, cheddar slices with apple pie is the SHIZ. Didn't your mum ever make apple slices and cheese as snacks?

 

Cottage cheese looks like cottage puke D:

[ecnarf]

Melted cheese is among the strongest evidence that there is a god.

[hum-an-ole]

Melted cheese is among the strongest evidence that there is a god.

I must agree on this one.

 

How is it that I'm agreeing with you so much lately? I'm going to have to make a new introduction thread or something...I'm making a liar out of myself.

 

edit: Oh, and thanks for the science lesson professor.

Edited November 29, 2006 by Christing

[Shakakahn]

half way through reading it I realised how bored I was

[hum-an-ole]

That's why we're all here man. It is called, "The Bored" you know.

[somnambulist]

Duuuude, cheddar slices with apple pie is the SHIZ. Didn't your mum ever make apple slices and cheese as snacks?

 

Cottage cheese looks like cottage puke D:

But tastes oh so much more pleasant! XD

 

And no, my mom never did. She was sparing with her cheese, sadly. We were deprived children.

[bishopx]

I am now fully versed on the mystery that is margarine!!!!

 

And again I shout, NO CHEESE ON MY APPLE PIE PLEASE!!!!

[Sparq]

I always wanted to try to BBQ a pie. Hickory-smoked apple pie?

[Shakakahn]

cottage cheese doesn't taste/look like cheese at all.

[ecnarf]

I always wanted to try to BBQ a pie. Hickory-smoked apple pie?

Make a pie out of barbecue.

 

Hot dog pie sure sounds delicious right now.

[Seanathon]

oh god....

 

melted cheese makes me want to vomit

I guess this means I won't be taking you out for pizza.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

weirdo

[somnambulist]

I am now fully versed on the mystery that is margarine!!!!

 

And again I shout, NO CHEESE ON MY APPLE PIE PLEASE!!!!

And as long as you know it's made from canola and/or sunflower and/or vegetable oil as opposed to petroleum by-product, you're good! ;)

 

Cottage cheese does so taste like cheese. You know what cheese looks like before they salt it & squeeze it into blocks? Cottage cheese. So there.

 

I want some effin' cheeze whiz on toast.

[hum-an-ole]

Ok, I can't hide it anymore, I'm going to say it; I'm on your team Kevin... I love the cottage cheese. And yes, it does so taste like cheese.

And I also want some effin' cheese whiz on toast right now, so I'm going to go make some damn it.

Edited November 30, 2006 by Christing

[somnambulist]

Some days I wish I had a toaster...

[Sparq]

Why get a toaster when you could have a waffle iron?

[somnambulist]

I don't have one of those either. ;)

 

Please don't make me think about my fridge...

[Sparq]

I'm a big fan of microwaves, actually.

[somnambulist]

This depresses me more than you can imagine... A microwave is on the list of common household goods I lack.

[Sparq]

yes, well, technically I own only a computer and a car. And while you can fry eggs on either of those things with a degree of difficulty, that's about ALL you can fry on them.

[somnambulist]

Except for the part about the car, I consider myself lucky.

 

So how bout some peaches on pizza?

[hum-an-ole]

Kevin, you can get a toaster for like $10. Splurge man...lol

 

edit: yum, I've never had it, but peaches on pizza sounds awesome right now.

Edited November 30, 2006 by Christing

[Sparq]

BLasphemy. Fruits have no place on pizza.

 

Wait, is a tomato a fruit? If so, only that fruit has any place on pizza.

 

However, I would be prefectly happy with a synthetic tomato substitute made of lye and recycled tires.

Edited November 30, 2006 by Sparq