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Yeah, seriously. Shade is like the 6th person I've heard be like "EW feet are disgusting," although the other 5 were girls.

you need to find more subtle ways of denouncing my masculinity.

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Mature people are fucking gay anyways.

 

Also...anyone who still thinks the word gay means gay is fucking gay.

 

 

Edit: Immature people are also gay.

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Feet: People say I have really huge feet. They usually say this when they're high. They're not that big, really.

 

Roommates: Why do you think high people were in my room in the first place?

 

Ad infinitum.

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Did you miss the part WHERE I HAVE BIG FEET?

 

Seriously I was just trying to imply that I have a big penis. And provide an excellent segue into roommates.

you could have the biggest sword in the world, but that doesn't guarantee you know how to wield it.

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