Tater Mitts

[saturnine]

hi, i'm too stupid to peel potatoes.

[mrs jesus]

we know, honey. we know.

[RicardoObviouso]

Oh my god they already make those for construction types.

 

It's just polyvinylchloride chips on polyvinylchloride coated gloves.

 

...I just wanted to say polyvinylchloride.

say it in your seductive voice for an added sexual element.

[ecnarf]

The only thing seductive about chemistry is GHB, Rohypnol, or ethyl methyl ether.

 

For good reason, too. Physical scientists, despite jaw-dropping knowledge about the nature of the universe, haven't figured out the energy required to overcome the tension of a woman's bra, unlike, say, the energy at which protons and electrons are able to overcome their attractive power.

 

Need to stop reading Hawking.

[RicardoObviouso]

i think its because physical scientist discovered a much more effective replacement for females long long ago.

[ecnarf]

Latex, bitches.

 

EDIT: Also, electron microscopes.

Edited April 28, 2007 by ecnarf

[shade]

tater mitts, boil them, mash them, stick them in a stew

[ecnarf]

tater mitts? more like gater tits lolamirite?

I liked it when you were cleverer.

[shade]

I liked it before may 05

[ecnarf]

You've been around this long and weren't noticed until lately?

 

Holy fuck.

Edited April 28, 2007 by ecnarf

[soundless_space]

Shit marx I can't believe you made a thread about this product. And it took off.

[marx marvelous]

Shit marx I can't believe you made a thread about this product. And it took off.

tater mitts fever: catch it!

 

;)

[Jarrod]

That is the dumbest product i have ever seen.

But I want it badly!!!

 

But then again, I'm one of those people who watches the infomercials and says that I want it all the time. Never buy them though.

[bishopx]

I can't stop laughing at the concept. Tater Mitts...you have to wonder about the minds some of this stuff comes from.

[ecnarf]

I can't stop laughing at the concept. Tater Mitts...you have to wonder about the minds some of this stuff comes from.

I told you. They make gloves EXACTLY like these for the construction industry. And someone just came up with a sad new use for it.

[marx marvelous]

[mrs jesus]

i would encourage my child to play on that slide.

[ecnarf]

I would encourage everyone to play on that slide.

[soundless_space]

All I can think about when I look at that picture is cheese. Lame.

[ecnarf]

Cheese is pretty awesome you have to admit.

[soundless_space]

Definitely. But it's food. And I should stop posting about food?

[ecnarf]

Absolutely not.

 

But it'd be nice if you made me breakfast tomorrow morning.

[soundless_space]

What do you like? Eggs, toast, bacon that shiz? Or more brunchy stuff like coffee cakes, frittatas, pancakes?

[ecnarf]

You're not smutty enough for me.

[soundless_space]

I am totally way too nice for you. It's true.