Nf Moonbase

[Crusader]

You guys dont know about the base I built inside the sun do you? Suckers.

[no yu begin wher i end]

Who needs the sun when you have your own island paradise?*

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

* Derek does not have an island paradise.

[Ravenous Yam]

Who needs to be vapourized inside the Sun when you can chill out on the moon?

I liked the sound of the giant Death Star laser. Giant atomic trebuchets would be cool too. we can throw disease-ridden cow corpses, like it was the Dark Ages again. Get any assholes who want to invade our Sexy NF Moonbase all sick and stuff.

The onlt problem with bring weapons in is that eventually people would start killing each other. There'd be Holy Zealot NF'ers and Cursed Heretic NF'ers, and we'd have wars 'n shit. Sort of a King Of The Hill (not the show) style war, with the Colossal Awesome Pyramid being the Hill. That sounds kinda fun, actually.

[Dan #2]

There are some people on here who i couldn't live with.

 

I'm not going to name names, but i know one of you DOES NOT PUT THE CAP BACK ON THE TOOTHPASTE!!!!

 

I say we start a commune and build big walls and catapult and castles and junk, and call it even.

[no yu begin wher i end]

And individual toothpaste?

[Dan #2]

And individual toothpaste?

i have no problem sharing, it's just PUT THE FUCKING CAP BACK ON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ecnarf]

Somebody's on an acid trip...

[Ruettiger]

Nope, just an alcohol "trip".

[mrs jesus]

i am ruled by the moon

 

fyi

[Ravenous Yam]

Nope, just an alcohol "trip".

And that was only the initial, thread starting post. The rest were all sober.

 

You can tell i was drunk because in the middle, theres a "RRRRHHH!HHHHH!H!H!H!H!H!!!!GGGHGHHGGHGG!!!" for no reason.

[Ruettiger]

Luc told you to say it, so there was a reason.

[Ravenous Yam]

Well yeah, but not a very good one.

[Dan #2]

Nope, just an alcohol "trip".

no i'm sober, it's just KEEP THE FUCKING CAP ON THE FUCKING TOOTHPASTE!!!!

 

 

Oh, and i have a joke for y'all:

 

 

 

How do we know the toothbrush was invented in Oklahoma?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

it's not a teethbrush!!!!

 

 

I've never been to Oklahoma. All i know about Oklahoma is that tattoos are illegal, so i will assume that teeth are bad as well.

[mrs jesus]

oklahoma is a stupid pit of hell full of stupid hell-pit dwellers. goddamn i hate that fucking state.

[Ruettiger]

You should love your neighbor.

[mrs jesus]

you should make me

[Ruettiger]

You would like that. Ya'll.

[Dan #2]

Uh, okay.

 

 

Let's bomb oklahoma city from our moonbase!

 

 

Wait, too soon?

[no yu begin wher i end]

Timmy McVeigh must be rolling in his grave.

[Dan #2]

I never looked it up. Does anyone know, off the top of their heads, why he did it?

 

 

and unless he regretted it, i bet he's saying 'Go NF! Go NF!'