Rush Limbaugh Detained At Airport

[no yu begin wher i end]

http://msnbc.msn.com/id/13564675/

 

WEST PALM BEACH, Fla. - Rush Limbaugh was detained for more than three hours Monday at Palm Beach International Airport after authorities said they found a bottle of Viagra in his possession without a prescription.

 

Customs officials found a prescription bottle labeled as Viagra in his luggage that didn

[HoboFactory]

Teehee....

[no yu begin wher i end]

loller-coaster

[Crusader]

Oh man. Best thing to get detained for.

[Lauren]

i love how he took precausions so no one could trace it to him.

[ecnarf]

He got detained for possessing Viagra? What the hell is he gonna get charged with? Possessing a controlled substance with intent to get a boner?

[Dan #2]

prescription drugs are prescription-only for a reason, right?

[no yu begin wher i end]

College student: "Can I have some morning-after pills?"

Pharmacist: "Get lost, slut."

 

50 year old man: "Can I have some Viagra?"

Pharmacist: "Sure thing!"

[ecnarf]

prescription drugs are prescription-only for a reason, right?

Yes. Erections are a dangerous thing in the hands of impotent old men.

[supercanuk]

haha apparently this one kid in my school took like a bunch of viagra pills and had a.. erm.. problem.. anyway he's fine now that was years ago, but in the hands of a verile idiotic young man apparently it can mess up the.. erm.. system, i guess lol

[Prometheon]

Yeah, I think that there's a warning on it that says "if you have an erection for more than 3 hours, seek medical attention."

[ecnarf]

If you have an erection that lasts that long, it means there's something seriously wrong with your circulatory system, whether or not you're on viagra.

[Azalroth]

hence the "seek medical attention"

[ecnarf]

You get to go to the hospital and have a vein in your dick cut so the blood can drain out. Mucho fun.

[Lauren]

i was watching something (i have no idea what it was as it was a few years ago) and there was this guy and he said that the first time he got an erection, it lasted for hours and it was annoying and painful and he didn't know what to do.

so he found out about masturbation. and that took care of it.

[ecnarf]

That sounds like a good idea.

[Lauren]

eww.

 

 

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[no yu begin wher i end]

Three cheers for masturbation.

[Lauren]

yeah, but i don't want adam making it all personal..

unless he meant something like 'bright idea, buddy'. in which case i retract my "eww" statement.

[ecnarf]

Umm... anyways... creeping out Lauren = fun.

[Lauren]

nevar!

 

 

 

 

 

78iamspammingtonight

[little miss sunshine]

Here is the pharmacist in me...

 

It doesn't matter what a medication is for, it IS prescription for a reason. There are side effects and contraindications to every medication that need to be taken into account. Viagra was actually being tested as a blood pressure lowering pill but they found the erectionn side effect. This medication works like nitroglycerin does in patients with chest pain and has the potential to drop peoples blood pressure dangerously low. It isn't to be fooled with.

 

PSA by Beth

[ecnarf]

That's why when you're taking Viagra they can't give you nitroglycerin if you have a heart attack.

 

And other things I learned watching in-flight movies.