The Random Fact Thread!

[Spritzup]

Yeah, that was good times. It should be mentioned that he had been threatening to sack me all day. I just did a pre-emptive strike. Also the random guy laughing at him was funny as hell.

[jtb]

Well I'm glad everyone is enjoying my pain.. Lol.. and Kirk that truce still exists.. so don't even think about it.

[Azalroth]

Yea you were threatening him, you almost had him once too. But the fact that we JUST left our Res suite and he got ya was just absolutely hilarious...especially after the two steps before the pain hit.

 

The look on the random guy was gold...he didn't know what to think until we all started laughing.

 

Good times, what the hell are we gonna do with out a room in Res to hang out in?

[somnambulist]

Ha, preemptive strike... ouch. But yeah that is funny.

[Azalroth]

FACT: World's heaviest primates: morbidly obese humans. After that: gorillas at 485 lbs.

[Lauren]

fat people are gross. i mean seriously fat people. i could not watch them eat.

[dancing_invisible]

EVERYONE where I work is overwait or obese. It's disturbing. They actually encourage you to be a lazy inactive fat person.

 

It's amazing what a menu of pop, candy, and an assortment of deep fried foods can do.

 

Oh wait.

No it's not.

Don't eat healthy, whatever you do.

[jtb]

HAHA, it sucks when there's fat people on the busses, because they take up a spot that 2 or 3 people could have sat down in.

[silentshadow]

Fact: Sumo Wrestlers are the coolest fat people on Earth.

[somnambulist]

Fact: Sumo Wrestlers are the coolest fat people on Earth.

This is true.

[Prometheon]

Man, a friend of mine's dad is like that. Like MORBIDLY obese. A few random facts about him:

 

-His body shape resembles a huge, disgusting Hershey's Kiss of flesh.

-When he sits down in on his chair, rolls of fat actually cascade over the arm rest.

-In his car (a HUGE van), he actually needs a seatbelt extender, because otherwise, it wouldn't get around him.

-When he goes up the stairs to get to his room, he needs to stop halfway and take a breather because it tires him out.

 

How do people GET like this? Like, at some point, don't you realize your plight and take a measure to stop it? "Hmmmm...my seatbelt isn't making it all the way around me. I could either buy an extender, or stop being such a fatass...."

[Shakakahn]

I don't think it's as easy as just putting down the taco

[Spritzup]

It's never easy to put down a taco... they're sooooooooooooooo good.

[RicardoObviouso]

"and then next thing you know, i couldnt put the seatbelt around me"

 

 

 

 

it happens that fast.

[Lucmeister]

I blame society

[silentshadow]

If there is one way to die, it is by eating too much of my mom and grandma's cooking. MMMMm... chicken tacos! Death by gravy wouldn't be bad either.

[Guest jsunC]

It seems like a lot of fat people always try to find excuses as to why they're fat (ie. blaming their genes). I don't have a problem with fat people, but if they complain about being fat, and do nothing about it, it really pisses me off. There's a guy i work with who always complains about being fat, then for his lunch break he sat down and ordered 48 wings. I watched him devour the first 24, and i'm not sure how far he got on the next 24. Then he wonders why he's fat.

 

 

 

that was one of the first rants ive ever had on the bored, i apologize.

[silentshadow]

I hate when people are at a drive thru and are like,"Can I get a double cheese burger, large fries, a bucket of lard fried onions...oh and I almost forgot, a DIET COKE". So stupid, who orders all that crap and thinks they'll lose weight by drinking diet. Kudos for trying though.

 

However, I must say that some people have a serious medical condition that makes them gain weight or a mental issue that causes them to eat excessively. Don't those people deserve help instead of criticism? And who are we to say how anyone should or shouldn't live their lives?

Edited July 27, 2006 by silentshadow

[Lauren]

if i get over 140lbs, it's strict dieting for me. i have overweightness in my genes and that's just not how i roll.

[Prometheon]

Yeah, exactly. People are just so out of touch with shit these days.

[Lauren]

140 becomes 150 and 150 becomes 160 and next thing you know, i can't get the seatbelt across me. it's easier for me to lose 5 lbs than to lose 50.

[Prometheon]

Hahahahaha I feel ya. It's just so many people lack that basic recognition device and just continue down a dark and flabby path.

[Lauren]

i already need to eat/live healthier. my weight is fine, but because i don't eat meat, i'm less muscly then i should be. higher body fat percentage. oh well. i'm lazy and as long as i'm under 140 i don't care.

[Crusader]

Lauren, how tall are you?

[Lauren]

five foot five inches, fine sir.