The Random Fact Thread!

[silentshadow]

I'm going to have to second that yes.

 

Although...

 

From Gigli...

 

Jen Lopez - "Turkey time."

Ben Affleck - "Huh?"

Jen Lopez - "Gooble, gooble.." *points to her vaginal area*

 

Worst writing ever.

I'm going to have to see Gili now to see that part.

 

 

That was a joke, I swear.

[matrix]

I'm sure you can find that clip online. That way you don't have to sit through two hours of shit to see it.

[silentshadow]

Thanks a million. Utube is one great invention! J-ho, I mean, J-Lo, here I come!

 

P.S. That was a reference to the fact that J-Lo is skanky, and a ho.

Edited July 30, 2006 by silentshadow

[Guest jsunC]

phew, thanks for clearing that up.

[matrix]

For a second I thought he was going to look up home sex movies. Too bad J-Lo doesn't have one. I'd watch that in a second. She needs to jump on the bandwagon of celebrity sex tapes. Her career has fallen off, it would relaunch her into the spotlight again.

Edited July 30, 2006 by matrix

[Guest jsunC]

true that, you should be her agent.

[matrix]

That would be an easy job.

 

Me - "Jen, you should make a sex tape."

J-Lo - "Are you sure? Well, you are my agent."

Me - "I get first copy. Hell, I'll be in the tape with you."

J-Lo - "I really should pay you more for all this stuff you think up."

[Guest jsunC]

...if only life were that good.

[Guest jsunC]

me and kirbenvost have combined for almost 40% of todays posts. sad

[somnambulist]

Terrible.

[Lauren]

don't let jen make a sex tape with her husband. he is so friggin' ugly.

[silentshadow]

That would be an easy job.

 

Me - "Jen, you should make a sex tape."

J-Lo - "Are you sure? Well, you are my agent."

Me - "I get first copy. Hell, I'll be in the tape with you."

J-Lo - "I really should pay you more for all this stuff you think up."

We great minds think alike. Oh and yeah, tell her to divorce that slimey husband.

[silentshadow]

The act of chewing an apple is a more efficient way to stay awake than caffeine.

 

 

 

I wish I knew that earlier, I've been falling asleep all day.

[Lauren]

biting into apples hurt my teeth. so i cut them up first. thats a fact!

[Ryan44]

that is also the fun way to eat them. slices are way better than a whole apple. also, osmetimes i like to eat them with caramel...mmm so good. try it out yall

[Lauren]

there is no better way to eat an apple than slices+caramel.

[Shakakahn]

nothing like McDonalds way of doing it

 

Random fact: norm Macdonald is from Quebec

[Prometheon]

McDonalds apple slices are creepy though. They're sliced....but they don't turn brown. Slice up a normal apple and it turns brown in minutes. What are they doing?

[Lauren]

lemon juice.

[Prometheon]

I don't buy it. Probably some artificial lemon-juice equivalent.

[Lauren]

undoubtedly.

[ecnarf]

They call 'em preservatives.

 

That, or there is no oxygen in McDonald's.

[anitanium]

McDonalds apple slices are creepy though. They're sliced....but they don't turn brown. Slice up a normal apple and it turns brown in minutes. What are they doing?

slice up an apple at home and sprinkle some salt on it

won't turn brown for a long time

[ecnarf]

Eww, salty apples.

 

I wonder if alcohol would have the same effect...

[somnambulist]

Salt? Nasty. I'll take the lemon juice. Or alcohol.