The Following Things Should Fuck Off And Go Away

[Hyphnip]

I could have been working today. but I said no to the extra 5 hours and decided to sleep in. ;)

[Jarrod]

My sister woke me up early for some reason. She called just to tell me that she was going to ihop when she knew I was sleeping after working 8 hours and didn't get home until 1 p.m. and shit so her phone can go to hell.

[Hyphnip]

thats why, when I'm sleeping, I turn my phone off. if it's important, they'll find some other way to contact me

[shade]

Thats why I have no friends...nobody bugs you ever.

[bishopx]

Rain should fuck off and go away for awhile

 

Mass murderers should also fuck off and shoot themselves first.

[bslack]

nickelback

[Prometheon]

Everything that isn't Poke`mon. Especially Cognitive Psych.

[Jarrod]

Any sort of sickness that attacks me should fuck off

[little miss sunshine]

Morbidly obese patients.

[Jarrod]

Morbidly obese patients.

Oh my god... just morbidly obese people in general. I don't care if I'm being politically incorrect, but come on! How can someone get that big? People back in the day weren't that big! I know that I'm overweight, but atleast I can walk fast and on an airplane I don't need 2 seats. Hell, I wear a large shirt and yeah...

 

 

Just ugh... when they get on the bus they take forever to get on and off it pisses me off. I just don't understand how they can be that big!

[Prometheon]

Often it's genetic, and although I'm one of the biggest existentialists you'll ever meet, one can't deny that oftentimes there are clear hormonal reasons for their hyperphagia (such as low leptin levels.)

[shade]

Asking why someone addicted to food is fat is like asking why an alcoholic is drunk all the time.

[Prometheon]

Heh, I can't tell if you're being a smartass or exhibiting some nice insight into the clear diathesis often exhibited by these illnesses.

[shade]

a little of both.

[Some Random]

people rapping out loud and making crazy gestures a la video of their favorite 'gansta' they saw on mtv on the bus. seriously dude...rapping along and waving your arms around like a young gorilla challenging the silverback doesn't make you 'hard as fuck'. ain't no one told you, young blood: bad boys move in silence and violence ;)

[Ravenous megin-sane]

i think morbidly obsese people are sexy. and i hope to one day reach my goal of weighing 666 pounds.

[Prometheon]

I can't tell if you'd be super jolly like Santa, or super evil like The Prince of Darkness (not that he's fat)...

[Ravenous megin-sane]

i'd like to think i'd be jolly like santa...

 

but the whole 666 thing runs in my family ;)

damn genetics...

[Prometheon]

Being fat or being evil?

[Ravenous megin-sane]

evil, obvi

[Hyphnip]

headaches should fuck off and go away. I bet Meg wished this on me!

[ecnarf]

Sinuses.

 

Totally useless.

[Ravenous megin-sane]

headaches should fuck off and go away. I bet Meg wished this on me!

why would i do that?

[Hyphnip]

because you're "evil, obvi" and as much as I know you luv me, evil doesn't discriminate.

also, speaking of "luv" does anyone have that Thom Yorke album "spitting Feathers" that they can hook me up with?

[shade]

Here you go...pretty sweet EP

 

http://www.sendspace.com/file/37krjp