There Is A God!

[Spritzup]

Just got my co-op placement notice. I'll be doing tech support at an all girls private high school :angry: I mean this is like every teenage boys wet dream.

 

"Dear Playboy - I never thought it would happen to me..." ;)

[Crusader]

You bastard. Congratulations.

[Sparq]

Bah. I got in at some government joint that's like 90 minutes away. Hellish. HELLISH.

 

Sounds like I gotta go out there for security paperwork soon too.

[mrs jesus]

You bastard. Congratulations.

what are you talking about?

you don't even like girls, abtins.

[Crusader]

Just because I don't like you doesn't mean I don't like girls ;).

[Spritzup]

Can I get a green bar under my name that says 'Member'?

 

*EDIT - How bout 'Large Member'?*

Edited October 23, 2005 by Spritzup

[crazycanuck]

With jokes like that, you'll be the hit of the school.

[Spritzup]

Of course, clearly I'm a comic genius.

[Seanathon]

Just got my co-op placement notice. I'll be doing tech support at an all girls private high school :angry: I mean this is like every teenage boys wet dream.

 

"Dear Playboy - I never thought it would happen to me..." ;)

Just so you know, now that you've gloated about it, they will either all turn out to be ugly, or, more likely, you will never get anything from them other than being driven insane.

[mrs jesus]

Just because I don't like you doesn't mean I don't like girls :angry:.

you don't like me???

 

;)

[Sparq]

You're headed for a criminal record, either way.

[Ravenous itchy]

We've already gone through this too many times. I think it was agreed upon that the age of consent is 14 or something.

 

Back to the topic, aren't you just gonna be the nerdy guy they get to fix their shit? Thats a long way away from the poolboy.

[manfromharoldwood]

well. not EVERY boy's wet dream.

[sockcrotch]

i know some guy who's just as excited as Spritzup. only difference is that his co-op placement is at a retirement home

 

what does that say about him?...

[Spritzup]

I don't even want to know what it says about him. As for being the nerdy guy, by default I'm not since I hang out here.

Edited October 23, 2005 by Spritzup

[Ravenous itchy]

I don't see how that helps the situation...

[Dan #3]

Nietzche would have something to say about the title of this thread.

[Pony_Boy]

It makes no difference how nerdy you are. The fact is, you're going to be working at an ALL GIRLS SCHOOL!! That means, no other guys. That means, NO COMPETITION!! Think about it.

[Dan #3]

No competition means jack shit if you aren't even in the game.

[Drizzt]

Fucking right Dan. That was gold.

[crazycanuck]

Nietzche would have something to say about the title of this thread.

Nietzche is dead.

[Dan #3]

So is God.

[borntohula]

Nietzche would have something to say about the title of this thread.

Nietzche is dead.

hahaha i don't understand how anyone's words become less important if they've died. "WELL OBVIOUSLY THERE IS A GOD MR. NIETZCHE BECAUSE YOU'RE DEAD"

 

and concerning the actual topic, i first felt like that when i started university. there are usually only two or three guys in my lectures, the odds are supposed to be great but what makes things worse is that EVERY GIRL HAS A BOYFRIEND. its obscene. my school is the biggest cock tease ever.

 

me: "wow, dude, theres like five girls for every guy! what odds!"

my friend: "odds don't mean shit if you're a mutant"

[Spritzup]

Thankfully I'm not a mutant*. However it looks like I won't be in the game come the start of my co-op work term. I think that's probably a good thing...

 

 

*Well unless you count the x-ray eyes thing, but I don't.

Edited October 26, 2005 by Spritzup

[crazycanuck]

Nietzche would have something to say about the title of this thread.

Nietzche is dead.

hahaha i don't understand how anyone's words become less important if they've died. "WELL OBVIOUSLY THERE IS A GOD MR. NIETZCHE BECAUSE YOU'RE DEAD"

umm...sure.

 

I was just making light of his famous quote.