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Best Family Guy Quotes

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Guest apsham

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I hate hate hate the show, but there were a couple of parts from the movie that I liked, specifically:

 

Diane Simmons: Tom, what are you doing? You don't work here anymore.

Tom Tucker: Well Diane, I have an exclusive story. And I... can't figure out how to check my e-mail from home.

Ollie the Weatherman: [off-screen] Did you check your TCP/IP settings?

Tom Tucker: Yes I did, Ollie.

Ollie the Weatherman: [off-screen] Enable cookies?

Tom Tucker: Yes, Ollie.

Ollie the Weatherman: [off-screen] You want this dog?

Tom Tucker: No thank you, Ollie.

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Hoverball

Hoverball

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This is Trisha Takinawa...thump (hit by car in a hurricane)

 

Don't I get a (oompa loompa) song...aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa....eeeeeeeeeeeeee...aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa...eeeeeeeeeeeee.

......................(or whatever)

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Hoverball

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And the episode with Andy and his wife fighting in the cartoon circle thingy and they run over Quagmire and he says "what the hell, di I just get laid?"

 

And the part where he asks the lesbians if they've ever been penetrated...

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Azalroth

Azalroth

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wasnt there already a family guy quote thread at somepoint?

Could have sworn I created one....meh whatever

 

Dear diary, jackpot!

 

Who the hell do you think you are?!

 

Tom: And now to our weatherman Ollie Williams for the Blackie-Weather Forecast, Ollie?

Olie: IT'S RAININ' SIDEWAYS!

Tom: Don't you have an umbrella?

Olie: USED TO!

Tom: Where is it now?

Olie: INSIDE OUT TWO MILES AWAY!

Tom: Is there anything we can do for you?

Olie: BRING ME SOME SOUP!

Tom: What kind?

Olie: CHUNKY!

Tom: Thanks, Ollie. Up next, a pig that refuses to eat Jews. After this.

 

 

Tom Tucker: And now over to Ollie Williams for the blackie punishment forecast, Ollie?

Ollie: HE GON' GET IT!

Tom Tucker: Thanks Ollie!

 

 

Ollie Williams rocks.

 

Lois: Peter your going to Meg's play and that's that

Peter: Is that that now Mrs. That's That.

Lois: If you're going to shoot me then you might wanna tie your shoe laces first

Now are you going to goto Meg's play or not?

Peter: YEEEEES

Lois: You like eatin red carpet tough guy?

Peter: YEEEEEES

Lois: Say you like eatin red carpet!

Peter: I like eating red carpet

Quagmire (from outside the house on the street): Gigidy

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