Bye Car

[RicardoObviouso]

i watched someone steal my car last night.

 

 

 

 

 

 

fuckers are getting fast.

[Prometheon]

I really hope you're joking...

[RicardoObviouso]

dead serious.

 

 

 

i have that theft proof laser engraved key and everything. didnt even phase 'em.

Edited February 5, 2006 by one_trick_pony

[ecnarf]

Holy shit.

 

Not the Audi! NOT THE AUDI!!! IS NOTHING SACRED ANYMORE?

[Dan #2]

Why'd you watch, and not intervene?

 

 

Explain?

[Ravenous megin-sane]

yeah, what dan said

[ecnarf]

Maybe because they were so fast, he only saw them hop in and steal the car.

 

Maybe he also values his bones being intact more than having his car gone for a few days while he collects his insurance.

[screaming roommate]

whoa... that sucks. Its kind of funny though because you watched the whole thing go down.

Edited February 5, 2006 by screaming roommate

[Prometheon]

Yeah why the hell wouldn't you go out there and kick the shit out of some thieves?

[ecnarf]

Yeah why the hell wouldn't you go out there and kick the shit out of some thieves?

OTP isn't Chuck Norris.

 

Chuck Norris fact: When Chuck Norris becomes mildly annoyed, three million people around the world get headaches.

[RicardoObviouso]

i saw it on a surveillance camera, by the time i got down there with a nine iron the car was gone.

 

 

 

 

the good news? the new westminster police found it abandoned this morning.

 

the bad news? there's traces of blood and semen all over the back seat, they hacked up the interior with a knife, stole a subwoofer, amp and my rims/tires.

 

the constable was like "its a varitable crime scene, as you might imagine so it'll take time to clean up. the crazy thing is, i haven't seen a punk leave a cars on bricks in at least four years" ...or something.

[Dan #2]

your car is a murderer, and it stole the people.

[RicardoObviouso]

it has already hired a pretty good lawyer, some have already said it'll get off with just probation or something.

[Lauren]

just a slap on the wrist, eh?

[Prometheon]

Wow, then that really does suck. Sorry for your misfortune man. Friggin kids these days...

[ecnarf]

If Chuck Norris were around, he wouldn't stand for this.

 

Chuck Norris fact: Chuck Norris once beat Terry Schiavo in a staring contest.

[Ravenous Yam]

I laughed at the Terri Schiavo joke, am I going to hell? (or more so than before?)

[Ravenous megin-sane]

blood and semen?!

 

what the fuck!

[Prometheon]

Maybe someone got de-virganized

[saturnine]

or re-virginized

[Spritzup]

Is that possible?

[borntohula]

who doesnt have blood and semen in their car?

[saturnine]

i don't. (i don't have a car)

[RicardoObviouso]

my icbc adjuster just called and told me that chances are they're going to write the car off.

 

i said "you're going to write off a $55,000 car because the seats are ripped?" and she said "fifty-five grand?! well, that changes things."

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

where the fuck do they find these people?

[ecnarf]

Dude, it's a 55,000 dollar car. Most people would write it off if the rims got scratched.

 

I, personally, would just salivate at the thought of getting a new car, even if it's just a new version of the one you already had.