Top Five...

[Crusader]

fuck the newbies. i piss on the newbies.

[ecnarf]

...and me?

 

*shakes fist*

 

EDIT: Fuck, I posted that too late.

Edited February 3, 2007 by ecnarf

[Shiri]

Newbies is a fun word to say, isn't it?

[Crusader]

did adam just ask me to piss on him? sick fuck.

[ecnarf]

It's like that Dave Chapelle parody of R. Kelly.

[bishopx]

Anton, he didn't just ask for it, he demanded it...Piss away, I away I say.

 

NO TAPING OF THE LESBIANS!!! Respect the privacy...you never no when an Angry Lesbian may be waiting for the chance to ram a 6ft. strap on up your ass, until your eyes light up like Atlanta on fire, and you start singing Camptown races, in a a soprano...

[ecnarf]

So we're definitely setting that camera up, then? Nice distraction technique.

[bishopx]

Jesus Christ, will nothing deter this madman? I have officially laughed myself senseless!!!

 

Shiri when you visit, we will house you at an undisclosed location, to prevent the taping...we will then send out a decoy Shiri, and a sheep...to keep Adam amused and off the trail.

[ecnarf]

I'll admit that sheep and a decoy shiri would keep me entertained, but what the hell were you trying to imply?

[bishopx]

That is entirely up to your imagination...With you it's always the stranger the comment, the better the reaction.

[ecnarf]

Sheep are cute, though. I'd probably take it to a field and watch it graze while convincing decoy Shiri to drive on the right side of the road.

[Hyphnip]

I think you'd use the 6 foot strap-on on the sheep

[bishopx]

Or our friend Snarf would have the sheep use it on him?

[ecnarf]

I think you'd use the 6 foot strap-on on the sheep

...but Shiri would have the 6 foot strap-on.

 

Lucky sheep.

[Hyphnip]

but imposted Shiri would ALSO have a 6 foot strap on to fool you further

[ecnarf]

So basically, I'd be taller than said strap-on.

[Hyphnip]

...I guess... if you're taller than 6 feel. though, people are usually taller than strap-ons

[Shiri]

Shiri when you visit, we will house you at an undisclosed location, to prevent the taping...we will then send out a decoy Shiri, and a sheep...to keep Adam amused and off the trail.

Haha, that really made me laugh.

[Shiri]

Anyway, top 5 guys from here that I'd like to hang out with:

 

Actually, there's no particular order

 

Tim

Chris

Charles

Anton

Owen

[ecnarf]

That's it. You're off my Hannukah card list.

[Jarrod]

SHIRI!!!!!!!! WHA?????? NOT MOI!?!?!

 

You're still hot

[Hyphnip]

Anyway, top 5 guys from here that I'd like to hang out with:

 

Actually, there's no particular order

 

Tim

Chris

Charles

Anton

Owen

;) :angry: :angry: :angry:

I've always wanted an excuse to use the dancing bananas!

I feel so special!

[marx marvelous]

This is super-late, but I know for a FACT that there is hockey in Israel--they used to sell their jerseys in The Hockey News, and they looked awesome.

 

I think this might've been it?

http://www.israel-hockey.com

 

[/i am useless.]

[Prometheon]

Awww Shiri, I feel so loved

[Some Random]

Anyway, top 5 guys from here that I'd like to hang out with:

 

Actually, there's no particular order

 

Tim

Chris

Charles

Anton

Owen

if that chris is me, that's the most awesome list i can remember seeing my name on ;)