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Best Place To Punch A Person?

Best place to punch a person?  

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  1. 1. Best place to punch a person?

    • Right in the fucking neck
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    • In the balls, with your 2 fists ramming together, so u crush the balls into a creamy goop
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    • In the eyeball, so a knuckle goes right in the socket and destoys the eyeball
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    • If its a girl, it's a vagina shot for sure. NO MORE BABIES BITCH!
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    • If its a guy, show him porn to give him a boner, then punch the dick right off!
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    • Right in through the stomach, pull out his lunch, and eat in in front of his face
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    • Right on the ass-cheek, so they fart embarrassingly in front of their girlfriend/boyfriend
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    • The classic jaw shot. Bust that jaw good!
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    • Don't punch the person, but start punch their car into bits like that Street Fighter 2 bonus stage
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    • If its a guy, punch them in the hip so the condom in their wallet secretly tears & he becomes a father unwantingly
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    • In the wrist so it goes permanently limp and they look gay
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In the case of a fight, punch for the jaw and then keep going for whatever comes up.

 

However. Last time I punched someone was a guy who had his hand around my neck, in which case I punched him in the windpipe. Cheap shot, but it's quick for survival.

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There are few things that feel as good as punching someone in the face. Hook to the cheek...BAM!

 

Yeah like punching them in the vagina with my penis!

 

 

Unless it's a woman, in which case punching them in the face is sometimes more enjoyable.

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You're missing two options: The temple, which well probably put them out cold (or kill them... yeah, maybe don't try that one). And the xiphoid process, which will knock the wind out of them: much more reliable than the stomach which can be protected by flexing the abs.

 

I don't punch people though. In a flight, I would probably fight dirty...

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