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Colt 45

Yea or nea?  

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  1. 1. Yea or nea?

    • Yea!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    • Nea
    • Go fuck yourself (i don't drink)

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to be honest, i didn't know white kids drank this shit unless they were poor.

i'm nt poor so much as a fan of "cost-effective" things.


If i really wanted to, i could buy a pint, but $12 vs $5 when you make $7/hour just makes sesne to go with the 45.



When i'm feeling extra classy i buy Lemon Gin because it goes down like water.

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The Colt 45 was a good pistol, with a large calibur round, enough to penetrate most body armour (shows you how much I drink, know about, care about, liquor).

Shoot as fast as lightnin' but it load'sa mite slow

Loads a mite slow and soon I found out

It can get you into trouble but it can't get you out

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Used to love the Colt. We had a lot of crazy nights together.



Then, things got ugly. Spent the night with a 45 a couple years back. Paced myself. Got pretty drunk by the end of it, but nowhere near puking drunk or even "feelin' kinda woozy" drunk. I was actually doing alright before I went to bed.



Woke up the next morning to my stomach pumping out congealed malt-stuffs from my stomach. Felt like the poor organ was trying to turn itself inside out.


So yeah, me and Colt, we don't talk anymore.

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